Chapter 2- Ads
Whenever I play games on my device or watch videos on YouTube, Ads always make a gap between me and my obsession with Crossy Road and Anime.
So I'm playing Crossy Road and I try to cross the road with my Flea and I die.
The out of rage, I quickly tried to tap the Play Again button but an ad made its way before me.
It transferred me to the App Store and asked if I wanted the app.
BAJSHFID!!
That's the sound it made when I threw my iPad at the wall.
When my mom asked me how it happened, I'm all like,
"It's Crossy Road's Fault!" And she looked at me like I was crazy before saying.
"What the fuck is Crossy Road?" I absolute serious that she said that!!
I don't really understand why someone made Ads. If it's a good game then we should find out in school or social media.
Goodness Gracious.
Any Who, when I watch YouTube on my TV, ads always pop up and their like six minutes long!
When there's no skip ad button I start to spaz out and scream. Then my mom comes into my room and asks me what's wrong.
"ADS, MOTHER!! I hate ads!" I yell.
"Stop being so damn dramatic!" She says after she slaps me.
F YOU ADS!! F U! I'm gonna F U with my Kung FU!
I'M SO FUCKING DONE! Why am I mad?
Just to put it in a song because I hate ads so much,
I hate ads,
Ads hate me,
I will kill everybody,
With a great big punch for one, for me and you,
I hate Ads and you will too!
Sing it to the tune of the Barney song! Woo hoo! That song is dedicated to how I hate ads! I should become a song writer.
Yours Truly, BlackAbegnation😘😜
ESTÁS LEYENDO
The rant book
UmorismoRant; to speak or declaim extravagantly or violently, talk in a wild or vehement way. - That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm ranting on and on about things that piss the hell out of me. This is my opinion. I'm only writing this so I don't kill someone...
