The rant book

Chapter 15- Family

Chapter 15- Family

I know that I haven't been updating in, like, forever but... I don't know, I just didn't want to update.

Anyways, this chapter I'm gonna be ranting about my family.

Many of you know that my race is Asian. If you didn't, I just confirmed it.
 
My grandma has a hobby of stuffing a buttload of shit into my mouth.

Not just mine, my mom, my aunt, her brother, her sister, my grandpa, ect.

I'll be like, "I'm full, hema."

(Hema is what I call her)

Then she'll say, "No, eat mor."

That's all she can say in English. For real.

But I have to say, her food is amazing.

I love Korean food, like I would love my child.

Next is my Aunt.

I love her, really, but she is a germaphobic.

Germaphobic mother + Four year old boy = Screaming four year old boy and black and blue Germaphobic mother.

She doesn't hit him. So he hits her.

And she always makes me eat squash, eggplant, quinoa, kale, salad, ect.

Then after, she's all like, "It's amazing right, of course, here have some more."

Woman! I don't want any more of this healthy crap! Give me my 거기!

Next is the four year old cousin.

His name is Lucas as I love him, but he's abusive.

When he doesn't get what he wants, he'll start banging his face in the wall or kick you in the face.

He doesn't even talk yet so we don't know what he wants or likes.

They said that he has Autism, but my Aunt just won't except it.

Next is my mom.

My mom. *Sighs* I love her but she a fucking pain in the nargin shlargin.

I think I might make a book about the crazy shit she says every day.

"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

I was about to fucking cuss her ass out, but she's my mom.

"They only bully you because you have an awesome skin tan."

*No comment*

Shit! My mom is coming, I got to go!

Yours Truly, BlackAbegnation😍😍