The rant book

Chapter 9- Girl Problems

Chapter 9- Girl Problems

Hello. This is a subject that only certain girl like me will understand.

I'm not a girly-girl at all. Frankly, I'm the opposite. I don't know what to call myself actually.

Sometimes I wish I was a guy. Guys don't do shit. Guys don't suffer.

For example; Earrings.

As a baby, I was forced to wear earrings. I hate them so much.

In the girl's Locker room, I have to change into my gym clothes.

When I have earrings in, my shirt rips the earrings off of my ears.

That's why I don't normally wear them anymore.

Second Example; Hair.

If I could cut off all of my hair, I would!! It's all so unnecessary.

But my mother said that people are growing out their hair now and I can't cut it.

My hair changes color. My mom also says, "I would kill for your hair!"

I'm just like, "Ok..."

I don't really care for my hair.

I either put it in a ponytail or leave it down. That's my two options.

I also don't like it when people I don't know come up to me and starts to play with my hair.

I'm fine with people I know playing with my hair but people just come up to me and touch my hair.

I'm just like, "Can you get your greasy-ass fingers outta my hair?"

Yep, I said that.

My hair always ends up in my mouth.

When I wake up, it's like I'm a cow chewing grass.

Ugh... *Shudders*

Third Example; Makeup

I will never use this.

But there's people from my class last year who puts on makeup like they're clowns.

It's none of my business but do you have a mirror?

They looked so weird. Am I the only person who hates this poison for your face?

*Shudders Again*

When I say, "I'm never gonna use makeup." I mean it.

The only time your gonna see me use makeup is in your dreams.

I've never worn makeup before and I never intend to.

Makeup messes up your face.

No matter how 'tempting' trying on makeup is, I swear on my ring finger that I hate makeup with everything I have.

Fourth Example; Shopping

This is something that, 'All girls love!'

No.

I hate shopping.

I hate changing into other clothes.

I will buy my clothes at Walmart or Target.

I don't care. If it's comfortable, I'll wear it.

I will only wear Jeans, Sweatpants, and T-shirts.

Occasionally a Tank Top.

I hate shopping.

The only thing I will do at the mall, is eat roasted pecans and Banana-Strawberry smoothie.

Well, That's all for today's ranting.

Yours Truly, BlackAbegnation😘😘