Hermitcraft/ Empires/ Life Series One-Shots

Oh and yeah...I burnt down the wall

A/N- First one-shot! We'll see how this goes XD
W/C- 1809
3rd life, Smajorbeans ship (yes Ik it's an odd ship lol)
-Angst
-Fluff

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"Who did it?" I raise an eyebrow at the Dogwarts members, nerves filling me. I can feel the intense look of the Red king and his Right Hand.

"I dunno it's your wall Smajor," Martyn said casually but I can see his hand gripping the sword by his side, ready to attack at his kings command.

I roll my eyes, keeping up my calm appearance. I can hear Skizz covering the exit incase I do something and run.

"Yes but I've been nearly every group and they other said they saw it burning and decided not to, you know, tell me in chat. Or haven't been anywhere near mine and Jimmy's base at all so far," I cross my arms, eyeing off the group.

Up on the wall of Dogwarts to my right is Cleo, a bow primed and ready to help me escape and just outside the wall is Jimmy, ready to break in.

"I swear on my King that we have not set your wall on fire let alone been near it," Martyn put his right hand over his heart, but I didn't miss the glint and sly look he sent Ren.

I nod in response as I hear a whistle on top of the wall, the signal to leave. "Well I'd best be off..." I turned, walking towards the exit. Surprisingly no one stopped me. As I shut the door behind me I hear someone call out.

"But you will fall to Dogwarts! RED WINTER IS COMING!" I shake my head as I meet Cleo and Jimmy across the river, under the cover of the trees.

"So if it wasn't them who was it?" Jimmy groaned in annoyance, sliding down against a large nearby oak. I shake my head at him.

"Well there's one more person we haven't asked yet. And while Martyn could've been lying I don't think he would swear on his king for nothing," Cleo huffed at my statement but didn't say anything.

"...Joel?" Jimmy's voice was odd. Not quite his normal pitch and the tone was different. Jealousy?

"And what if it is?" I raise an eyebrow at him and he makes a fake vomiting action. "JIMMY?!"

"Joel's just so... disgusting. Why does it feel like you care for him? Huh? When Lala he's done I'd be a menace like take our cows!" I make eye contact with Jimmy, anger visible in his eyes as well as tears.

"I don't," I say deadpan. "And for the record you gave him and Martyn the cows."

"Sure Scott, sure." I scoff inwardly, noting he ignored the second half of my response.

I sigh. "Well let's continue the reason we're out in the first place and go see if he burnt down our wall."

And with that I start heading towards Joel's base, Cleo catching up and walking beside me and Jimmy dawdling (and probably sulking) behind.

Lately I've noticed that Jimmy's been getting clingy or something. Like he always wants to be by my side. It's sweet but exhausting.

"Oi! What you guys doing here?!" A voice comes on top of the house we've reached.

"Smallishbeans."

"Smajor."

I take a deep breath. "Have you been near our wall today by chance? Someone decided to start burning it down."

Joel let out a small chuckle. "I saw it burning earlier as I ran past but I didn't burn your bloomin' wall. Though I'll take a page out of whoever did that's book and do that to someone soon."

As I went to respond, Jimmy cut me off. "Okay he didn't burn down the wall, can we go now?"

"Oh my god Jimmy! What your problem!" I yell.