"Skip."
"Skip."
"SKIP TO A GOOD SONG, DAMMIT!"
Well if you haven't guessed, my phone won't skip to a song that I'm in the mood for. Who am I, you ask? Well I am the one and only Kitty Muffin! I may have a adorable name, but I'm a total punk ass bitch. I like food and I am very lazy. Though things are always boring around here. I could use a change.
"YUSSSSSS! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!"
Let's just say, I have very little amazing things going on in my life. I get bored easily. And as stupid and cheesy as it sounds, I seek for a fucking amazing adventure! I mean, I love my fandoms and all, but.... I want to meet them. I want to have an awesome life with my favorite characters, youtubers, and band members! Such as hanging out with the Cleaning Fairy Levi or playing horror games with Pewds. Or maybe singing with Kellin Quinn. Oh well. As if any of that will come true. I think I'll text my best fries and see if they wanna come over and kill each other in Smash Bros.
Me: MEW MEW ZELDA! SANDWICH ASSHAT! DO YOU WANNA COME OVER AND PLAY SMASH BROS OR SOMETHING?
Mew Mew Zelda: Yeah. I'll head over to your place in a bit.
Sandwich Asshat: FUCK YEAH!!! COME PICK ME UP AT MY HOUSE, BITCH! :D
Me: No! Fuck you! :D
*5 minutes later*
I open the door to see one of my friends
"Hey! I'm here!" Mew Mew Zelda says.
"Hello!" I greet my friend.
*door shuts*
*about 10 minutes later*
*breaks door down*
*is wearing neon pink and green knee socks with short shorts and a black shirt*
"I HAVE ARRIVED. BOW DOWN TO ME, SLAVES!" Sandwich Asshat yells.
"Oh, hi Asshole." I greet her, "let's start playing!"
I turn on the wii u and put Smash Bros in. The tv, instead of turning the game on, comes up with a different screen. It says:
"Turn around, BITCHES."
We turn around to see Humanity's Strongest. He hits both of my friends on the head with a feather duster and they pass out. Right before everything went black, I saw him drag us outside.
That's when it all started.
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