Just Another Weird Fanfic...

Halloween/Thanksgiving Interruption

It was a dark and stormy night.... Just kidding. But that would have made this a lot better, wouldn't it? Well that's not what happened. It was actually a very clear night and the stars were shining. I was sitting on a swing and just casually singing to one of my favorite songs. Dave sat in the swing beside me and looked at me with a smirk.

"Well you can sing." He said as he tilted my chin up to look at him, "I wonder what else that mouth can do."

I gave him a 'are you fucking kidding me Strider? How about you shut the fuck up?' look and playfully pushed him away.

"I know I can't do anything with my mouth beside talk, eat food, and sing horribly." I replied, "but I bet if Karkat were here, he would be able to do the things you want."

Dave then gave me a look of 'um, what the fuck, Kay? Well then.' And I simply laughed my fucking ass off. I fell off the swing because of this. Obviously, I'm funny as hell (not.) That's when Dave picked me up and carried me into the house. He set me down and got something out of the closet.

      "Well... Since you won't let us have a make out session," he said, "you're gonna wear this today since it's Halloween."

     He held up one of those maid costume things.

      "You're kidding.... right Strider? It's Thanksgiving, dipshit."

      "I'm being 100% honest with you right now, Minaka. We will celebrate Halloween today."

"Well, I don't have to wear it."

"And why is that?"

"Because the voices of the unicorns said so."

"Yeah right. And I totally don't read gay porn."

"What."

"What."

"Ok fine whatever. I'll wear it."

      I took the costume from him and went to a bathroom to change. The dress was kinda short, which pissed me off. I got the dress on along with the black heels. I put the headband on after putting my hair up in a ponytail. I was officially a maid. Gog dammit. I walked out of the bathroom and walked up to Dave, who now had blood red wings along with a dark red sweatshirt on.

     "Happy now?" I asked.

     "Yep." He answered.

    "So you're a dark angel?"

    "Yes."

    "Did you choose that because of Davesprite?"

    "Nope. By the way, you have to be my maid tonight. You have to listen to whatever I tell you to do."

    "Ha ha. No."

     We then walked into the noisy room that everyone else was in. They were all dressed up. Morgan was Markiplier, Katsu was a narwhal, Mika was a cat, April was a stripper (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)), Eridan was a wizard, Levi was a white girl, Sock was an angel (how ironic...), Peach was a ballerina, Vriska was a pirate, Dirk was Rainbow Dash, John was a harlequin, Lil Hal was a human, Sollux was Link, Nepeta was a lion, Lil Cal was Pinocchio, Terezi was a judge, Eren was a werewolf, Kyoko was pizza, Tavros was a fairy, Jake was his trickster self, Roxy was a vampire, and then there was someone in a cloak just standing there. There were some others there too but they didn't dress up. Everyone seemed happy, but something seemed.... Off. Maybe it was the fact that I had an awful costume on or maybe it was he eerie silence of the cloaked person who yet had to reveal their face. Perhaps it was Gamzee who was all happy and eating his Sopor Slime until the Grand Motherfucking Highblood took it away from him, most likely to make him apeshit insane. But you know I was pretty sure it was just the costume. Suddenly, that same hoe stood upon a chair, making him about 13 feet tall. He looked down on us while holding his clubs. He pointed one at my friends and I.