After people heard this, they started to get their weapons. Some people and trolls protected any doors that were around while others protected us. Dave, Karkat, and I were quietly sneaking away. I kept almost tripping over bloody corpses and stones. Dave the stopped.
"I'm going to carry you."
I then turned around and stared at him.
"What do you mean by you're gonna carry me?" I asked nervously.
"I'm going to carry you. You need to be safe." Dave answered calmly.
"I think I know how to walk Da-"
I then tripped.
"Holy shit, Kay." Dave said, "you totally know how to walk. You're so fucking graceful."
"I know, I know." I said, "I'm still gonna walk though."
"KAY YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT." Karkat yelled, "THIS NOOKSUCKER IS TRYING TO ASSIST YOU AND SAVE YOU FROM THE ENEMY AND YOURE DENYING HIS HELP. SO STOP PUSSYFOOTING AROUND!"
"...is that an actual word?"
"YES. PUSSYFOOTING IS AN ACTUAL WORD. YOU CAN LOOK IT UP LATER."
Dave then picked me up without hesitation. No people, it wasn't like all romantic and all that shitty stuff. He simply picked me up and put me over his shoulder. We finally found a closet to hide in and so we hid there. Suddenly, there was a loud crash and then... Silence. A minute passed and then someone said 'oh shit.' There were screams everywhere. Dave held onto me and didn't let go. Karkat stood up and got his sickles out and looked at us.
"I'm going out there. I know I may have failed as a leader many times but I want to at least save someone's fucking life." Karkat said quietly, "see you nooksuckers later."
He then walked out of the closet.
"Nuh. Kerket Vantehs git ur ass beck hur rieght now." I said quietly, "I don't want you to die."
About an hour after Karkat left the closet, the screams started to die down. Dave and I opened the door to find a few dead bodies of anime characters, video game characters, and Homestuck characters. I saw Karkat on the bloody ground, barely breathing. A pool of candy red blood was around him. I ran over to him.
"Katsu.... They have.... Katsu...." He managed to say, "you...you have to.... Stop those.... Fuckasses."
I hugged Karkat, not minding the fact that I was getting blood all over my shirt. I started to cry.
"Ok Kitkat." I said quietly, "we will. We'll stop those fuckasses."
He then reached for his sickles and gave them to me.
"Go kick some motherfucking ass." He said before he shut his eyes.
I stood up and looked over at Dave.
"Let's kick some ass, Dave." I said.
He nodded and we ran into a portal that lead to one place- the battlefield.
The battlefield is basically where the Fandoms fight or meet up. And basically what was happening right then and there was quite interesting. Google CHROMe was standing on top of a stone while trying to look majestic and a bunch of animu people were staring at the body of Katsu. She was dead. Well, almost dead that is.
"Ho ho holy shit." She coughed out, "I'm almost dead. Sakura-chan you damn weeaboo!"
"I hope Karkat-Senpai will notice me for this desu." Sakura-chan said, "my neko powers are so Kawaii desu!"
"How the fuck did she do this?" Dave asked.
"With a fucking spatula. She stabbed my tit."
"But you never had any Katsu-chan." Sakura-chan said sweetly.
"SHUT UP SAKURA-CHAN."
"Sakura-chan go back to YouTube immediately." Google CHROMe said.
"FUUUUCKWOSKRKDKWWKEKDKDKDEKSKQKKWSKKRRKKWLWKS!" Sakura-chan screeched.
She then stormed off to YouTube. Chrom laughed evilly because of Katsu's death.
"Welp. There goes another one of my friends." I said.
L looked down at Katsu's body and shrugged. He didn't really care, but he knew he was going to miss the constant talking from her. He then looked over at Chrom who now didn't have a shirt on.
"I HAVE NO MOTHERFUCKING NIPPLES!" He exclaimed.
"Oh." L said quietly.
"Put your fucking shirt on, peasant." Levi said disgustedly.
"He's a prince, Corpral. He is, therefore, not a peasant. I mean, you are the one who can from the underground city." Armin said quietly.
"Shut up, brat."
"Hey Patrick. Why are we animated so much differently than usual?" SpongeBob asked Patrick.
"I have no clue Spon- OH LOOK A JELLYFISH." Patick answered.
"That's no jellyfish... That's a witch!" Sayaka yelled.
While they fought the witch, a huge tsunami appeared out of nowhere. It had Katsu's face on it.
"HEY GUYSSSSSSSSSSS!" She yelled before smashing them all, "oops. OH WELL."
She then left to go drown millions of people in different countries. Then Chrom got up and walked up to me.
"Let's have a battle." He said.
"Okay." I replied.
Dave got his sword and I held onto the sickles Karkat gave to me. And then we fought. Of course, we beat him. What kind of story would this be if we didn't? I mean, two badass kids fight a prince who just killed their friends... We just HAD to win. Just kidding. We did win, but it wasn't quite that easy or amazing. Basically, we fought and stuff and then I was stabbed in the stomach... Blah blah blah, etc etc, and Dave killed Chrom from sheer anger. And the fight lasted for a long time. We didn't even beat him that fast. So yeah. Anyways, back to present time...
"Aw shit." I coughed, "these sickles must be curse... Killing.... Anyone who.... Uses.... Them."
"Kay, don't you fucking die on me. That would NOT be cool. It would be worse than drowning in puppet ass." Dave said.
I laughed a little.
"Dave it's nice to know that you care about me... But I don't think I can survive much longer. Anyways, why do you care so much? I'm just.... Me."
"Well I think you're hella awesome and if you die on me, I'll never have the chance to say that.... I love you."
Then everything went black.
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