Just Another Weird Fanfic...

ChApTeR eIgHt

   We walked back into the room to find dead bodies. Everywhere. Gamzee was sitting in the middle of the corpse covered mess while holding an empty pie tin. By the looks of the scene, he went sober. The other trolls and characters were hiding in the corner. Hussie was laughing like a total maniac and writing names in the Death Note like there was no tomorrow. I just kinda stood there along with Karkat. How could all of this happen in just a few minutes? I guess it was just a miracle. Well, at least to Gam Gamz and Hussie. They seemed to be pleased. 

   I silently signaled the others to sneak over. Apparently Katsu didn't understand because she did the exact opposite and pranced up to the sober Gamzee. Good job, Dumbass. She poked Gam Gamz and told him to 'get off his lazy ass.' Well... He did. He definetly did. He laughed and grabbed one of his clubs and swung it at her head, hoping to knock her brains out. However, Dirk saved her fucking life by jumping on top of her, causing her to fall. Congrats Dirk. You saved the day. 

   Dave and Rose walked over to us as if everything was peachy. Because everything is totally peachy and rainbowy currently with little butterflies and flowers everywhere and we are all galloping like happy little joyful ponies. Yeah. Totally. Anyways, the others quietly tip toed towards us because they were frightened by the scene that was happening. Suddenly, Gamzee stabbed Tavros in the stomach. It was silent for a moment until...

   "Mass genocide. Yay." Eridan said.

   That's when everything went haywire. People and trolls screamed while sprinting and scurrying around the room– just as Hussie and Gamzee wanted. Dave dragged me out of the room quickly. Nepeta, Sollux, and Karkat followed. Vriska said she would try to save everyone because she's a total badass while Tavros screeched in pain because his good friend had just stabbed him. April went over to heal him and the others shit their pants. Except Kanaya. She said that shit would not look good with her red skirt.

    The door to that room was closed and locked. Karkat led us to his room in the hive and said that we could all crash there for the night. We all hung out for a while and talked. A lot.

    "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE I WAS ABOUT TO BEAT KAY TO A PULP?!" Karkat yelled.

    ":33 < *ac shooshes and paps Karkat*shhhh. There is no need to yell, Karkitty. But what happened was terripawly pawful. Gam Gamz ran out of Sopor Slime again and went sober. He then started killing people which triggered Sir Hussie to kill people too." Nepeta said.

    "It's alright though. All who died were just bitchy and crazy fangirls." Dave said.

    "Yeah. iit wa2n't that bad." Sollux agreed.

    ":33 < Guys that's not funny. People got hurt and died. That's kinda serious."

    "Hey, at least the hella cool fangirls are still alive."

    ":33 < still. It's not very funny."

    "Oh well. Deal wiith iit Nepeta."

    ":33 < *ac sighs* fine."

    We started to talk about other things. Our conversation lasted for hours. We talked about Nepeta's ships, Sollux's codes, Dave's sick beats, and Karkat's blood color (which he didn't like.) It was then my turn to speak. 

    "2o what'2 iit liike iin the 'real world', Kay?" Sollux asked.

    "DO YOU MURDER OTHER HUMANS AND FIGHT TO BE THE LEADER?" Karkat asked.

    "What type of music do you listen to?" Dave asked.

    ":33 < Do you have any ships and do you have a matesprit?" Nepeta asked.