Just Another Weird Fanfic...

chapter 11

"Haha just kidding." Reiner said, "well kinda."

"This lollipop here is cursed." Bertholdt said while holding up a green and red lollipop that looked absolutely delicious, "now we'll just leave it here with you people, mkay? Okie. Bye."

They then ran off. I picked up the surgary treat and set it on a counter. Dave stared at it. So did Katsu, Nepeta, Jean, Kyoko, Sock, and pretty much everyone there.

"Guys, no." Armin said, "they said that its cursed."

"FINEEEEEEEEE." Everyone sighed.

We all left the kitchen after that. Eridan and Morgan were having a good time with Netflix and chill, (if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) Natsu and April were playing a videogame, and Mika and Jade were having a make out session on the couch... But Dave and Katsu were nowhere to be seen. Then my stomach told me that it was time to get some fucking food before I die. So that's what I did. I took a faygo from Gamzee's room and went to the kitchen to get some cookies. As I did so, I passed the cursed sugary goodness on the counter. It appeared that someone had licked it and nibbled part of it off. Someone then hugged me from behind and rested their head on my shoulder.

"Hey Kayyyyyyyy!" Dave said happily.

That wasn't like him. He's antisocial. Oh shit. I turned around to see Dave with turquoise hair, heart-shaped sunglasses, bubblegum pink eyes, a grin on his face, and bright colored clothes. Yep. He turned into a trickster. I got out of his grasp and ran to a corner.

"What's wrong, love?" He asked, "don't telllll me you're scared. You're so silly!"

I cowered in the corner of the kitchen as he walked up to me. He picked me up bridal style and brought me to Karkat's old room. He sat me down and I tried to scurry away. He then floated in front of me.

"Tsk tsk. What are you trying to accomplish?" He asked, "come on. Get up. You need to become a trickster so that we can get married!"

"Married?!"

"Yes! And then we can have a bunch of kids and live forever!"

"We're only 15!"

"Oh well! Besides, you love me. What harm will becoming a trickster do?"

"Well I don't want to end up killing any-"

He put a finger to my lips.

"Shh. It'll all be alright. You have to trust me. You're sure to be safe with me~!"

He pulled out a knife and held it to my face.

"Welllll... You will be if you listen to me and do as I say. Because either way you will become a trickster. Whether I have to cause pain to you of not."

"Come on, Dave. It's not good to be a trickster! You wouldn't hurt me for this... Right? I mean, seriously. This isn't cool, Strider. What have I told you about eating meth lollipops? You only eat them if they look disgusting. You don't eat the ones that look tempting to eat. Gog, no one ever listens."

"Kayyyyyyyy you're stalling~! If you do this any longer, I might have to hurt you..."

I then faked a surprised look on my face and pointed behind him

"HOLY SHIT! ARE THOSE CHROM'S STEEL NIPPLES THAT SHOOT LASERS?! THEY'RE GLOWING AND FLOATING!" I yelled.

Dave turned around as I ran and hid. I hid in a closet and put a blanket over me. I heard chuckling coming from the room.

"I guess we can play one of your silly games, Kay." Dave said, "Well, here I comeeeeee~!"

I was starting to get sick of that sickeningly sweet voice. I just wanted the antisocial Strider back. Why did he ever lick that motherfucking lollipop? I heard footsteps go upstairs and doors slamming. He searched everywhere; the bathroom, the kitchen, the bedrooms, the living room, and the meeting room. Now there was just the place I was hiding. He opened to he door to the closet. He didn't see me and walked away. I then sighed. An audible sigh. Oh shit. I heard him walk back over to my hiding spot. He took the blanket off of me.

"I found you~!" He said as he picked me up.

Dave started walking towards the couch that had a TV by it.
"Dave. Dave what are you doing? Dave stop. Not cool Strider. Stop."
He put me on the couch and brought Netflix up on the TV. He pulled up Happy Tree Friends, which makes sense, him being trickster and all. He held me close to him as we watched the show. He was giggling most of the time as the characters died in a gruesome, bloody way as I was kinda just sitting there. I started to get sleepy. I tried to fight the tiredness but I eventually gave in and fell asleep. The last thing I heard from him was a quiet goodnight and he kissed me on the forehead.
When I woke up, I noticed that we were no longer on the couch. I was sitting on a chair with my hands and feet tied with twizzlers. Shit. I couldn't escape like a little boss-ass bitch. I looked down at the ground. I heard a door open and heard footsteps. I laughed quietly.

      "So how did you manage to do this while I was sleeping, motherfucker?" I asked, "theres no fucking way you could have tied me to a chair with motherfucking candy strings without waking me up. So how'd you do it? Magic from Juju the cursed motherfucking lollipop?!"

              "Calm down, Kay. We're only playing a game~!" The trickster cooed.

              "Oh so now we're playing a game? Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK."

              "Stop the language, silly. It's not lady-like of you."

              That's when I broke.

              "STRIDER YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FUCKASS! I CAN CUSS ALL THE FUCKING TIME IF I REALLY FUCKING WANTED TO! ALL I WANT IS THE ANTISOCIAL COOL-KID I FUCKING KNOW! AND IM NOT SHITTING YOU; IF HES NOT BACK SOON, IM GONNA KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DICK, YOU PUNK ASS BITCH!"

                He then took a step back from me. That's right fucker, you better back away. He had a surprised look on his face. Or he atleast looked a little phased. That's when he fell to the ground, laughed, and looked up at me.

              "This isn't the last of me, sweetheart." He said, "I'll get you next time."

              I smiled triumphantly and stuck my tongue out at him. I just beat that bitch ass bitch and I was pretty proud because I wasn't a high bright colored person. I then attempted to break free from the twizzlers. I tried to bring my feet to my face but they were attached to the chair. Suddenly, someone untied me.

"Having trouble there?" Dave asked in his normal voice.
        
              "No. I'm untying myself. It's soooo easy. You should try it yourself." I said sarcastically.

              He sighed and helped me get untied from the stupid chair. I stood up and looked at him. He was finally back to normal. I hugged him.
    
               "Why did you lick the meth lollipop, Strider?" I asked, "I told you, it does bad things to your head."

               "Because Katsu and I thought it would be ironic if we kicked the lollipop when you told us not to. I mean, come on. It's pretty ironic." Dave answered.
   
               "Wait... Katsu was the other person that bit it?"
 
               The door was then broken down, revealing a bright colored Katsu that was grinning.
  
               "HEY BITCHESSSSSSS!" She yelled while grinning, "ITS TIME TO PLAY A FUCKING GAME!"