Just Another Weird Fanfic...

Chapter 5

   I was so confused. One minute I was all animu and shit and then suddenly I was some video game character. What the fuck? It was weird...

   "We just HAD to save you guys from those dreaded anime bitchez." Samus said, "it's Hell there."

   "Jiggly! Jigglypuff!" A wild Jigglypuff said in her language.

   "The fuck did you just say bruh?" Katsu asked in a harsh tone, "MIND REPEATING THAT TO MY FACE, BITCH?"

   Jigglypuff walked up to Katsu and looked at her.

   "JIGGLY! JIGGLYPUFF!" 

   "YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

   Katsu and the wild Jigglypuff battled. There was blood and pasta everywhere. I looked at Zelda, who suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

   "What did the Jigglypuff say?" I asked.

   "Heh heh.... Well...."

   Zelda then whispered in my ear.

   "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY?!?!?!" I yelled.

   "She hates the animu people. That's why." Link said.

   "Why are you talking? You're not supposed to talk." Samus said.

   Zelda then kicked him in the deku nuts. He screamed like a little girl.

   "All better!" Zelda said happily. 

   I glanced over at the war between Katsu and Jigglypuff. Well... Let's just say that um.... It was... Um.... Oh who cares how I say this?! It was a brutal bloody mess with pasta and death everywhere. Katsu grabbed the Jigglypuff's heart and held it up. 

   "FOR ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She screeched at the top of her lungs. 

   She then ate the heart and walked back to her spot where she was sitting before the battle. She looked at the faces of the video game characters. She got a confused look on her face because of the freaked out expressions on the faces of the now very disgusted and nervous Nintendo characters. 

   "What?" She asked.

   "HIYA! HIYA HIYAAAAAA!" Link yelled, ignoring Katsu.

   "Yeah you're right Link. Let's take them to the others so that they can get used to their new home." Peach said.

   "New...Home?" Mika asked, "but... I wanna go back and hang out with Jean..."

   "Yeah. I wanna eat cake with L!" Katsu whined.

   "I wanna listen to music with Levi..." I said quietly.

   "I wanna make out with France!" April yelled.

   We all looked at April.

   "It's true." She said.

   "Well that's just too bad, isn't it?"

   We all looked behind us. It was Chrom.

   "Oh hey Google CHROMe!" Katsu yelled.

   Ignoring Katsu, Chrom walks up to me and looks me in the eyes.

   "You aren't allowed to leave." He said with a smirk on his face, "I'm sure you'll like it here better anyways."

   I smiled sweetly. Then I flipped him off.

   "Fuck you, Google CHROMe." I said, "You can't tell me what to do!"

   Then we were all knocked out once again. I guess we ticked him off or something. When we woke up, we were tied up and we were on a stage from Super Smash Bros. 

   "Well this is just wonderful." Mika said sarcastically, "what are we gonna do?"

   "We're gonna beat them in this game." I said, "Then it'll be Game Over for them."