Just Another Weird Fanfic...

Chapter Six

    "Ok. We're doomed." April said as she stopped struggling in the ropes.

    It had been hours since we were tied up. We were tired, hungry, dehydrated, and we're starting to go insane. I laughed nervously. I knew we weren't leaving anytime soon. Suddenly, Katsu started looking all around the room. She started bouncing.

   "Katsu..." I said, "I know you're a retard but is it really necessary to act like one currently?"

   "I SMELL SOUND!" She screeched.

   "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Mika... Uh... Screed? Yeah. That works.

   I suddenly heard footsteps. Was it possible that someone was here to release us? Someone then ran into the room. A sickle cut through the ropes that kept us captive. If you haven't guessed, the troll was Karkat Vantas. We all silently sat there for a second while staring in awe. Karkat fucking Vantas just saved our asses!

   "U-uh thanks... Karkat." I said shyly.

   "DONT THANK ME NOW YOU DUMBASS!" He yelled, "YOU SCUMBAGS CAN THANK YOUR RULER LATER! LETS GO!"

   We sprinted out of the place we were at and made it to a portal. Before we could leave, someone stepped in front of us. Google CHROMe

   "WHO IS THIS SICK FUCK?" Karkat asked.

   "That's Google CHROMe." Katsu said, "he haunts little girls in their dreams."

   "He also likes filling buckets." I said while giggling.

   Karkat got a disgusted look on his face and stared at Chrom.

   "THAT IS GROSS. WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" He yelled.

   Chrom got all confused and stuff and we ran past him. That was easy. We made it to a new fandom; Homestuck. We followed Karkat to the place everyone else was at. That's when I saw my crush. Dave Strider. Of course, my friends knew this, so they kept teasing me.

   "Hey Kay," Katsu said, "look over there. It's your boyfriend!"

   "Shut up." I said quietly while hiding my blush, "he's not my boyfriend."

   "You wish though." Mika teased, "I bet you want to fill buckets with him, if you know what I mean."

   "Mika, that's gross. I'm asexual. You guys know this. Also, he's not a troll. Only trolls 'fill buckets and pails'."

   "Well I bet you still wanna have se-" April started. She was cut off by Terezi, who was smelling her.

   "MMMMMM. YOU SM3LL LIK3 FRUIT PUNCH." She said.

   Then she went up to Katsu and smelled her.

   "YOU SM3LL LIK3 CAK3!" 

   Mika was next to be smelled by the fabulous Terezi.

   "YOU SM3LL LIK3 COOKI3S!" 

   And I was last to be smelled.

   "4ND YOU... YOU SM3LL LIK3 P34CH3S!"

   Everyone was silent. And they were staring. At us. And only us. Gosh dang it. Sollux walked up to Karkat.

   "kk are the2e the giirl2 that were kiidnapped by the viideogame character2?" He asked.

   "YES WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE YOU FUCKASS?" Karkat answered.

   "2weet jegu2 Karkat. ii wa2 ju2t a2kiing."

   Sollux left the room and came back in with someone everyone who read Homestuck knew. He brought in the infamous Andrew Hussie.

   "Hello," Hussie said, "welcome to Homestuck. As you may know, I am Andrew Hussie. You better like it here because you're never leaving. And if you dare try to leave, I will kill off your favorite characters one by one, even if you don't like Homestuck."

   "....WHALE THEN." Katsu said.

   Dave then walked up to Andrew.

   "Hey, chill." He said, "I'm pretty sure they won't leave. It's pretty badass here. Right?"

   I nodded. This was going to be very interesting.