Hanji made us all sit in a circle. We all decided to play Truth or Dare first. Captain Windex and Kira decided not to play which made it a lot easier for people to make dares. Such as, poor little Italy was dared to steal the Death Note from Light and Sailor Uranus was dared to grab one of the Cleaning Fairy's My Little Pony plushie. More truths were told and dares were made. It was eventually Mew Mew Zelda's turn.
"Ok. You with the pretty blue hair and purple eyes. Your name is now April. Truth or dare?" Jean asked.
"I like that name! Thanks! And dare!" April said.
"I dare you to kiss France on the wenis!"
".............oh that thing! I thought you meant his d-"
"Yeah yeah no one cares. Just do it." Asshat said.
April walked over to France and kissed his elbow. They both blushed as she did so. She moved back to her spot by Asshat and sat down. Some more truth and dares went by and it was Asshat's turn. Oh joy. It wasn't my turn yet.
"Girl with the long red hair and brown eyes. Your name is now Katsu. It seems like the perfect name for your personality. Truth or dare?" Usagi said.
"Dare. Duh. And that name is ok.... For a retard." Katsu smirked.
"I dare you to boop Lawliet on the nose."
"*sigh* fine."
Katsu walked up to L, looked at him, dipped her finger in strawberry icing, and booped his nose.
"Boop!" She said.
She crawled back to her spot by April and I.
"Kitty, truth or dare?" She asked me.
"Dare." I said.
"I dare you to replace all of the soap with tea and dump the soap on the floor."
"Shit. I choose truth."
"Too late! :D"
She pushed me out of the room and slammed the door. I walked to the kitchen and got the soap. I dumped the bubbly liquid on the floor. I then took the container and sprinkled tea leaves in it. I filled it with water. Just as I set it down, I heard someone walking towards the kitchen. Everyone except Clean Freak and Killer Notebook Person were playing Truth or Dare. I saw two glowing red eyes.
"I SENSED SOMEONE MESSING WITH MY SOAP AND TEA!" I heard Master of Cleanliness screech.
I decided to sneak out of the place but I slipped on the soap and fell. Well almost fell. Cleaning Fairy caught me. I tried to escape but he's kinda called humanity's strongest for a reason.
"Trying to mess with my beloved soap and tea?" He asked.
"Yes sir I was. Do you have a problem with that, Captain Shorty?" I asked.
He laughed in a psychotic way.
"What's your name, cadet?" He asked.
"Kitty. Kitty Muffin." I replied.
"So you're the one I dragged here... Your name is now Kay."
He tied my hand behind my back with pasta noodles. He sat me on the ground.
"I know your biggest fear, Kay." He said.
"Shit."
"And I think you know what your punishment is."
"No! Don't do it!
He walked towards me and got close to me. I could feel his breath near my neck.
"Please I beg of you!" I cried.
He put something on the ground.
"NO! STOP! PLEASE!"
"BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE! THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOU HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED! BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND, IT AINT HARD TO TELL! YOU DONT KNOW OH OH! YOU DONT KNOW YOURE BEAUTIFUL!" A radio sings.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I sob, "NOT CRAPPY MUSIC FOR LITTLE GIRLS!"
After a few hours of 1D, Taylor Swift, and Justin Bieber, he finally stopped.
"I think you deserve this song... I was too rude."
He then played A Match Into Water by PTV. I cried of joy. After that song, he untied my hands and let me go. I told everyone my new name and what happened.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" Katsu laughed. "IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!"
I sat quietly as Hanji and Sasha then started the next game... 7 Minutes in Heaven.
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Fiksi PenggemarMe: Once upon a time, there was a bitch named Kitty Muffin. She once lived in America as an American Idiot. Yes, she was a total loser. That's why one day, she and her friends were dragged into the fandom world by the cleaning fairy and- Normal pers...