"EVERYONE SIT YOU ASSES DOWN. WE'RE PLAYING 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN!"
"FUCK YEAH!"
Hanji and Sasha passed a hat around and people would go into a closet. I'm pretty sure many girls lost their virginities that night, judging by the noises coming from it.
"WHOS TURN IS IT NOWWWWW?!" Sasha asked.
"I'LL GO!" April yelled.
She shoved her hand into the hat and grabbed a piece of paper.
"I got France!" She said.
"Ohhonhonhon! I got the sexy one!" He smirked.
"Who are you calling sexy?"
"You."
He dragged April into the closet and shut the door.
"7 MINUTES STARTING NOW!" Hanji and Sasha yelled. Those two are like twins...
I could hear April talking to France a little, but I think the eventually kissed. Eventually. The seven minutes were up and they both walked out fully clothed. Good. April wasn't gonna get pregnant.
"KATSU! YOU GO NEXT!" April yelled.
"Ugh. FINE." Katsu replied.
She grabbed a piece of paper.
"L. YES. A GOOD PERSON!" She yelled.
"HAHA IN YOUR- Wait what?" April asked. She must've assumed that Katsu was gonna get someone she hated.
She dragged L into the closet by his foot. All you heard from the closet was talking. LOTS of talking. Poor L had me this biggest fangirl.
"The fuck is she doing? Does she know how to play?"
"No." April said. Then she put her foot on a rock and pointed towards the sky, "that's why I gave her the name Asshat."
*facepalm*
The seven minutes ended. Katsu walked out of the closet with L.
"Poor L. He must be so scared. I'm gonna give him some cake." April said.
I hid in a corner.
"WHOS NEXT?" Hanji yelled.
No one answered.
"SOMEONE ANSWER ME OR ELSE I'LL EXPERIMENT ON SOMEONE WITH MY UNICORN LASER GUN!"
Then Burrito the magical floating cat that can summon kawaii marshmallows appeared.
"Burrito says 'CAN WE SHUT UP ABOUT THE UNICORN LASER GUNS AND MOVE ON TO THE GAME??!'" One of the marshmallows said.
"I WOULD BUT I DONT KNOW WHOS NEXT!" Hanji yelled back.
"KATSU WHOS NEXT?!" April yelled.
"I DONT KNOW, BITCH! :D" Katsu replied.
"FUCK YOU, BITCH! Kay, how about you go next?"
"Ok..."
I took a piece of paper out of the hat.
Shit.
"I got Levi." I said.
"HA! YOU GOT CLEANING FAIRY! YOURE GONNA DIE NOW. *waves* SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE!" April said.
"It was nice knowing you!" I yelled back.
I walked into the closet with Levi. We both sat down.
"Kay?"
"Yeah Levi?"
"I need you to pretend that we're having sex."
"..........what. The. Fuck? No."
"Awww. Why? Are you still mad at me? Look, I made a bet with Italy. He's really actually evil. He said that if we don't have sex, he'll tell everyone I'm weak. Please do it. I'll do anything."
"No. It's too embarrassing."
"Fine. I'll just have to do this myself. I'm sorry. I don't want to do this."
He took my shirt and bra off. He started grabbing my boobs.
"Bruh! STAHP IT! I'LL SLAP YOU!" I yelled.
"Go ahead. Slap me, bitch! I won't stop. I CANT BE COUNTED AS WEAK!" He yelled back.
I slapped him and shoved him away. I crawled away from him.
"You wimp. Get back here." He said.
He cornered me and pinned me down.
"Got you." He said.
I blushed.
Hanji: *opens door* 7 MINUTES ARE- *sees us* O_O ....... *slams door* okkkkkk then....
Me: *glares at Levi* *gets re dressed*
Levi: *opens door* *walks out casually* Fuck you. *suddenly starts sprinting away*
I walked out.
"I'm confused." April said, "did you guys have s-"
"No. He was just faking it. He grabbed my boobs though." I answered.
"Welp. That sucks. At least you didn't die!"
*Time skip brought to you by The Cleaning Fairy's Cleaning Service*
"Levi! Where are you?"
"Right here, Kay."
I walked up to Levi and slapped him. I was going to leave but then he said something.
"Well, I guess this is goodbye... For a long time. Italy is probably telling everyone how weak I am."
"OH MY GOSH. ITS JUST ITALY, HES THE WEAK ONE. HE CANT FIGHT! JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM!"
"Oh yeah.... I guess I could do that. Well, I guess I'll do that. Bye!"
He then skipped away.
"Well, my work here is done. Time to bury that body slendy gave to me..."
I hopped onto a rainbow unicorn.
"TO NARNIA!!" I screeched.
April then joined me.
"TO NARNIA!" She yelled.
"MIKA! KATSU! JOIN US!"
"FUCK YEAH! TO NARNIA!" We all yelled.
And for the next few hours, we hid bodies and danced with magical animals and Pinkie Pie.
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