Universe 52: 22 jump street

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Jack said "alright for this next one eri and kota will need to sit this one out"

Allmight said "well what is the one about"

Jack said "well deku and bakugo work as officers led by momo's father"

Momo said "why does eri and kota have to sit this one out"

Jack said "well...lets say deku did something that wasn't such a good idea that bakugo found extemely funny"

Kirishima said "this I have to see"

Bakugo said "Captain, we have something really really important to tell you about

Deku was setting up a vest made of kevlar

Bakugo said "captain...*look at deku* are you wearing kevlar"

aizawa said "Deku has gear to protect himself but why"

Momo's father said "now gentlemen we're not gonna sit here and pretend *put his gun on the desk* there's not a big ass elephant in the room"

Bakugo said confused "what the fuck is going on"

Momo's father turn a picture of momo around and said This is what the fuck is going on"

bakugo look at the piture then to deku and through about until it click and he yelled "oh shit,oh shit *laugh* aw shit no, that is not happening right now,no,hey, y'all he's fucking the captain's daughter,yo"

"Wait deku slept with momo"said denki

"Dude wow"said sero

"This deku has game" said kirishima said

Momo's father said "Every time he say that shit..."

Bakugo in the background yelled "oh my fuck"

Momo's father said "...That another foot in your ass"

all the while deku had this face

all the while deku had this face

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Bakugo said "Deku you clearly...yo this is the best thing ever"the he laugh again

Bakugo said"deku fucked the captain daughter" then start to sing "deku fucked the captain daughter,deku fucked the captain daughter

Bakugo the when back in to the captain office and said "shit,fuck, you fuck captain yaoyorozo's daughter,captain what the...you bragged to him to his face,to this actual face captain...do you understand that this face right here,you bragged to that face,you actually high-five deku for fucking your daughter,holy shit,oh my god this is...

momo's father angled the gun on his desk

Bakugo calmed down and said "it's really not that funny

Kirishima start to laugh

Deku said "I just want to say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that you daughter went to UA State

Allmight said " UA state

Jack said "Oh right I forget to say deku and bakugo are two undercover cops, are sent on a mission to a college to investigate the use of a recreational drug known as WHYPHY which stands for "work head yes play hard yes"

Allmight said"okay thanks for th infomation

Jack said "you welcome anyway on to the video

Momo's father said "I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off"

All the men cover thier crotches

Bakugo said "what if captain gets to punch you in the face one time really really really hard"

Kirishima said "bakugo you ain't helping"

Bakugo just had his face in hands the whole because of how the version of him acts as he just sighed

Momo's father said "nah...I got something way better than that

he tased deku in the balls

All the men cover their crotches again

Jack said "r.i.p deku's balls"

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