Let the chaos begin
Jack said while look throught his notes "you guys need a break so here you canh ave this to make you laugh"
Aizawa said "I thank you for that"
Jack said "no prob"
The screen started
Deku was on stage setting at a desk and said "we're having Christmas at my house this year"
Mina said "a little late for that"
Deu said "right three months out my cousin calls me to discuss her son my cousin's son which makes him"
Deku pause then said "someone I couldn't give a fuck about anyway"
"Deku saying that just sounds wired" said Uraraka
Deku said "she calls me up the first thing she says she doesn't say hello the first thing she says is Brayden can't have blue"
Iida said "what"
Deku said "what the fuck" then continued "Brayden can't eat blue foods "
Iida said "what does that mean"
Deku said "apparently this kid if he eats anything with a blue food preservative in it he just *makes a chocking sound* just Taps out ,that is Bullshit ,firstly don't call your kid Braden, secondly blue is not even a natural colour for foodstuffs but occurs very, rarely in nature, Name me one blue food"
Someone said "blue berries"
Deku yelled back "Blue berries are fucking purple"
Allmight said "he's not wrong"
Deku said "I'm talking about Mentos blue like 7-Eleven slushy blue what flavor is that fucking highlighter"
Deku said in a wired voice "I know Deku Blue means mint"
Deku replied "mint is green if you planted mint and it came up blue you would sets that shit on fire"
Inko said "smart choice to be honest"
Deku said in a wired voice "and that's cool it's cool to say it's like ice it's it's like water"
Deku said "water is clear"
Allmight said "again he is not wrong"
Deku continued "the only time water is blue is when there's billions of tons of it and it's all in the one spot and then it's got all sorts of shit in it like salt and sharks"
Deku yelled comedically "Blue means sharks in it"
Everyone giggled
Jack said "Did you find that funny because the is a funnier one"
Mina said "play it now"
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MHA: into the dekuverse
FanfictionIt was a normal day in ua high until out of nowhere a portal began to open right outside class 1-A and stuck the whole class along with two of the big three, all might, Mr Aziawa, endnver, inko Midoriya, kota and eri are some universe good,are some...
