Universe 62: DEAD RISING

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Jack said "okay this one is pretty weird but a group of you guys will be fighting zombies"

Todoroki said "we done that in our universe"

Jack gave a neutral face and said "about that"

Deku said "what"

Jack said "those were fake zombies"

Everyone was stunned

Jack said "if they were real they would be rotting corpses...anyway since this universe is very violent,more violent then other universe I've shown you,I'l put eri and kota in the kids room" 

Deku woke up like any other day and when to open the curtians but see the city in ruins he goes outside and see undead eating poeple

Jack said "now that...that is a zombie"

Allmight said "that's a zombie"

Allmight thought back to the 2nd OVA and said "if the were real zombies I would of died"

Deku said" damn it what the fuck...WHAT'S THE FUCK GOING ON"

Mina said "perfect reaction"

Deku:Oh shit, we gotta go, Dead Rising

Everyone:(Dead Rising) Here they come,(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns,(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch,I'll survive the apocalypse

Deku said "Wakin' up quick, what's in my town, A crowd of people making' chewing sounds,Chompin' on fingers heads and feet,Yo, it's time to go 'cause that's a zombie"

Momo said "But first, I need to grab some supplies, A gun, grenades, batteries and flashlights, A first aid kit and my Rambo knife, An M16, ammo and zip ties"

Mina said "momo always with the plans"

Iida said "The bodies are rising up from the dead, I grab the shotgun under my bed, Mom walks up and I shoot her in the head"

Kirishima said "Damn"

Mineta said while crying"Everybody's gone, they left me for dead"

Aizawa said "why do these reactions seem normal"

Bakugo said with a evil smile "Keep you in the sights and I'm makin' you bleed, Chainsaw on my bike, mow you down at full speed, Light your ass up and watch you cook, My zombie killing skills are off the hook"

Allmight "what I would expect from young bakugo"

kaminari said "Quick, we gotta go, man,Look at all these fuckin' zombies"

Everone try not to laugh

Everyone said "(Dead Rising) Here they come,(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns,(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch,I'll survive the apocalypse"(2x)

Kirishima said "Shootin' at zombies can be such fun,I'm a man on a mission, double-fisting' two guns"

Kirishima said "yeah beating zombies a manly way"

Kaminari said "That hot zombie chick, I think I used to know her, Until she got a face full of my flamethrower"

Kaminari said "yeah know I really would care when she turns into a zombie"

Todoroki said "Drivin' that car, smashin' mad amounts Of undead zombies, rockin' body counts, Eat some food to keep my energy, Some psycho motherfucker always chasin' me"

Todoroki said "were using my dad car"

endvour said "shoto my car is not suitable for a zombie apocalypse"

Deku said "Move in quick, no time to pause, Slap Chop your face with my Wolverine claws,Run and blast, decapitate your dome Or leave you twitchin', cleave meat from bone"

Deku said "who's wolverine"

Jack said "remember the weapon x universe"

Deku said "yeah why"

Jack said well in that universe you were wolverine"

Deku said "oh right got it"

Mina said "Act like a clown, always wearin' a hat,Home run, always swingin' a bat,Put on a suit that makes me laugh,And a mask on my grill makin' you go splat"

Mina said "what am I american"

Everyone said "(Dead Rising) Here they come,(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns,(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch,I'll survive the apocalypse"(2x)

Mineta: Need to double wrap my wang right quick,If I plan to get down with some zombie chicks,But you need penicillin for that infection,No undead slobber on my erection

Jiro said "Mineta is still a perv"

Kaminari: Correction, it's a bad idea,To hook up with you, gettin' zombie gonorrhea

Jiro said "but Kaminari has the right idea"

Bakugo said "Makin' milkshakes out of brains and marrow, Dawn of the Dead like George Romero"

Uraraka said "It's out of control, I gotta kill them all,Knee cappin' you fools, straight watchin' you fall, The situation here is gettin' sticky,Tryin' to bite my neck and give me a hickey"

Bakugo said "But I ain't down with that, not by a damn sight, I ain't no appetizer, you ain't takin' a bite, I'll blast your brains right through your lips, I'll survive the apocalypse"

Deku said "kaachan would act that way"

Everyone said "(Dead Rising) Here they come,(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns,(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch,I'll survive the apocalypse"(2x)

Iida said "To the left and the right, I evade and swerve, Try to take me out? That is absurd,To the front and the back, I duck and weave,Leave your busted-ass teeth by ground at your feet"

Deku said "Butcherin' bodies like they were cattle,Wait, hold on, you want a zombie rap battle?,Ha ha ha, well, give it a shot,Here's the mic, show me what you've got"

Zombie said "BrBlieBRblieZergBrigzeboO"

Mina said while laughing "that how they sound"

Deku said "Try it again, can't understand you"

Zombie said "BrBlieBRblieZergBrigzeBlips"

Everyone laughed

Bakugo said "Need to brush your teeth, it smells like shit"

Kirishima said while laughing" damn bakugo that was a roast"

Zombie said "BrBlieBRblieZergBrigzePeRmZ"

Everyone still laughed

Iida said "Need to check that scalp, it's growin' worms"

Deku said "Sorry son, you just got dissed,I'll survive the apocalypse"

Everyone said "(Dead Rising) Here they come,(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns,(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch,I'll survive the apocalypse"(2x)

Jack asked "so how was that"

Kirshima said "very bloody but manly"

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