MHA: into the dekuverse

Universe 54: I'm a Virgo

Jack said "alright next universe is a funny one"

Deku said "really"

Jack said "yep the only different is that you and allmight are very bad a be Hostages for the LOV"

Deku and allmight were shovked

Jack said "lets begin"

Deku waked up tied to with allmight behind him also tied to a chair

Toga said "finally awaka huh izuku allmight has been for a while now"

allmight said "look young lady it take a lot to keep me down all right in the past I have been hit even more seriously than this to the point oh having to go to the hospital"

Deku said "that's true"

Dabi list his fist in fair and point at allmight caused him to stop his setance and quickly say "I oh okay"

Shigaraki said "tell us all might what do you want come to negotiate"

Toga said "what exactly are your goals

Dabi said "why do you guys want to arest me"

Endvour said "did he really ask that"

twice said "do any of you have any plans"

Allmight said "okay I'm gonna stop you right there frist of all we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still feeling woozy so I'm gonna request you to fetch us some coffee before we got into this I mean everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with sences like this am I right I want some iced okay young midoriya"

Bakugo said "I see the the type terriable hostages...I should have try that"

Deku said "I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu- than -ccino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk; the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup-they always put "date" or "daki"; I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional misto. Please use soy milk, with two blond shots affogato *points foot accusatorily at Agent Two* and ristretto! I'd also love... three vanilla pumps at the very bottom, then add the coffee after, then add--"

Momo said "wow thats quite the order"

Uraraka said "but sounds like some deku would say"

Dabi said "enough we aren't getting youse coffee"

Allmight said "Wow. I was getting massive douche chills just there, young midoriya Congrats"

Shigaraki said "If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers outta of you UA

Everyone was worried

Deku said "When you say "torture", do you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive; we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you would have no way of knowing what was true"

Allmight said "Or we might like it too much. And then you've got a whole new thing to deal with"

Every one was shcoked the allmight when there

Twice said "What do you mean by that"

Allmight said "Ah, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy"

everyone try not to laugh

Deku laughing and said "Good one, sir! "Daddy likey"

Toga said "You better stop laughin' at us"

Twice said "yeah"

Shigaraki said "You are the ones at our mercy"

Deku said "It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry. I mean, considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied here for what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are"

Everyone said "hours"

Twice said "what are you"

Deku said "I'm a Virgo"

Everyone laugh

Allmight said "HAH"

Dabi said "Ohhhhh, a smart guy, eh"

Toga said "One more quip outta you and we'll shut you up"

Allmight said "Ooh, getting kinkyyyy"

Everyone msouth dropped

LOV recoil in shock and horror.

Shigaraki said "WHAAAAT?! We aren't playin' into your vile hero kinks"

Allmight said "I mean, that's what it sounded like back there, you sickos"

Deku said sarcastically "Please don't give them ideas, sir"

Allmight said "Why not? I know these guy are into"

Kurogiri said "boss pro heroes are coming here"

Everyone sight that at least they be saved

Shigaraki "you guys run away quickly"

Allmight said "hello Aizawa"