The Sundancing Timeline [The Bad Sanses and other Undertale AUs]

Chapter 3: Even More Skeletons

Spooky scary skeletons are all over the place, hehe. ^^

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Sundancer POV

"..NoT m-my- faUlt!-1-! Som3 id1ot  musT've hiT me on mY heaD-!-!-"

🔪: "Argh... doesn't matter. We're safe here, I think..."

🪓: "Jeez, can ya'll stop bickering for once?"

"We aRen't b1ckeriNg, yOu an0maly!-!-"

🔪: "Tch, fine. But how did'ja get hit...?"

"I... duNno..."

I heard faintly as I began to stir awake. Then, I felt a jolt of pain and cold through my spine. I opened my tired eyes to a ceiling. Snow was sticking to it, somehow. My jaw quivered from the cold, and I was resting against a tall pine tree. I looked around quietly, and it was all snow and pines as far as I could see. The sky was dark, and snow fell even after there was a ceiling. I tried sitting up straight, and my vision cleared further. 

I sat up on the snowy bed with my legs folded. It felt like I'd slept for a while. Then I began remembering what had happened before I slept. 

Oh right, where's Error? What were those explosions? How am I... here?

A huge thud of a tree falling made me snap my head towards my left. I heard a glitchy yelp, a disappointed groan and a hoarse laughter.

"What? You told me I couldn't, but I did!" The rough and loud voice stated proudly.

Another skeleton, this time a humongous giant, stood with his axe on his shoulder. Error and a similar shorter skeleton stood behind the taller skeleton. 

Who are these two now?

I pushed myself off the ground and stood against the bark. The skeletons were bickering again, the taller one laughing. I squinted my eyes, and my vision cleared completely.

The taller skeleton had the same clothing as Killer also, but he had a terrifying gash on his cranium and an even more terrifying single red disk inside his eye socket. He was standing on the foot of a fallen tree. He was probably the one who did it.

"Like there are plenty of trees around 'ere!" The hooded skeleton grunted in his husky voice. His face was hidden behind the hood, but his eyelights and frown were clearly visible. A crimson and blue ring for one eye socket, and a smaller red circle for the other. He had pink slippers on. He was pinching his nose bridge.

Hey, I have pink slippers named Marcie at home!

Dust POV

We'd helped Error and the blondie escape the anti-void. The girl had fainted, so we let her rest near a pine. Then, we began asking what had happened. But Error remembered nothing, he'd been hit on the head too. We made sure the human was, you know, alive, and she was, gladly. I think.

The topic of discussion began averting to randomness afterwards.

Error said something along the lines of "You're not as strong as me" and that pissed Horror. So he lifted his blade and swung it on a nearby tree. The tree tilted and landed with a loud thud. Then Horror guffawed boisterously. Error flinched and teleported himself many feet away from the tree's range with a yelp. 

"What? You told me I couldn't, but I did!" Horror triumphed.

"Like there are plenty of trees around 'ere!" I pinched my nose bridge and groaned. The forest isn't growing fast enough for dumbos like him to chop off.

From the corner of my eyes, I saw the girl wobbling on her feet, finally awake.

"Hey-" I jogged closer, helping her stand. "Sorry for pulling you through the portal so roughly, I guess your wrist hurts? I... don't have a habit of being gentle while hurrying..."