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Future Ball Z Abridged [Futurama x DBZ Abridged]

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Just what if the most uncanny and highly unexpected crossover just happened? Something so big....no, not the Big Bang or Nappa's Pokémon collection....no no! The "Good news" of the era that doesn't quite justify a 7-star Dragon ball wish. Well'p it...

#bender #comedy #crossover #dba #dbz #dbza #dragonballz #futurama #goku #humor #language #nappa #saiyan #vegeta

I am Nappa the collector! [small introduction?]

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Nappa: Welcome young Saiyan reader, I am Nappa.....your bald-headed wonder!
Nappa: We're about to go so far deep in space, it stretches further than Vegeta's hairline!
Nappa: I brought you a poke ball, we're catching dragons today!!

                            

                                Nappa: I brought you a poke ball, we're catching dragons today!!
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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Nappa: (looking to the right) AYEEEEE VEGETA??!!!??
Vegeta: WHAT??!!
Nappa: We're leaving today, right?
Vegeta: Yes Nappa for the 100th (bleep)ing time!!
Nappa: Well I have the reader here Vegeta and they didn't come prepared!!
Vegeta: (gliding in stage left) OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Vegeta: Is that so??
Nappa: I know Vegeta, If I had the hair, I would so rub it in frustration!
Vegeta: (to the reader) You like wasting time huh, think its cool, well maybe I should be cool.....(quick eye glance to Nappa) Hold my scouter, Nappa!
Nappa: (out loud gasp) You mean it Vegeta....I get to hold your scouter!?!
Vegeta: (low sotto tone) Just hold it goddammit!
Nappa: I promise not to brea-
[crushes the scouter into pieces]
Nappa: Vegeta, your scouter broke!!
Nappa: (looking around for Vegeta) Vegeta....VEGETA????!!!!
Vegeta: (out in the distance) I'm being cool like the reader!!!
Nappa: (shocked) Vegeta....your prancing in the meadow???!!
Vegeta:(mocking tone) La-La-La-La-La......I'm the reader, come pick flowers with me!!

                            

                                Nappa: Vegeta, you promised me I could do that!
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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Nappa: Vegeta, you promised me I could do that!
Vegeta: (now standing next to Nappa) I'm bored with it already, let's go blow up a planet!
Nappa: (grabbing you, the reader's shoulder) Your coming too little buddy!!
Nappa: I will be your mentor!
Vegeta: Nappa what have I told you about mentoring people?
Nappa: To make sure they always pay!
Vegeta:....You really are two kinds of special!
Nappa: (pointing to his head) Thank my smart head, Vegeta!
Nappa: Well, anyway, you met us, so let's go blow up a planet!
Nappa: I've been Nappa the collector!
Vegeta: Shut the (bleep) up!

....The end or is it?
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