Future Ball Z Abridged [Futurama x DBZ Abridged]

💥Breaking Back💥

Vegeta: What a lame intro, breaking back. Who's back is getting broken?

....It's just a title, ok?

Nappa: (out of frame) EXCUUUUSE MEEE....Most important saiyan here, I need concentration!!

???: QUIET, Nappa needs quiet to concentrate!

Goku: Ya know, I had to concentrate once. It really hurt. I had to struggle to push out my concentration until I felt lighter!

Vegeta: (waaayyyy out of frame) JUST BEAT HIS ASS NAPPA.....GODDAMMIT!!!!

Nappa: I KNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW VEGETA!!!!!

Goku: Wow, I've never seen a married couple fight like this, and I'm married to Chi-Chi!

Vegeta: First of all, [bleep] you and your Chi-Chi, second of all, [bleep] you again, you gaybo, WE ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!

Goku: (mad federal squinting) Ohh yeaaah?

Nappa: Vegeta.....I think he's staring at you!

Vegeta: NO [bleep]ING [bleep] Nappa, BEAT!!! HIS!!! ASS!!!

Nappa: (smiling deviously) I think I heard you now Vegeta!

Krillin: (From behind the rock) LOOK OUT GOKU!!!!

Goku: Relax Krill oil, I've done this......(brain fart), huhhh, what comes after 3?

Nappa: (lunging towards Goku) SLOW MOTION LUNGING AT YOU!!!

Goku: (amused) That's not a number after 3!

Goku: [Piccolo speaking]: Goku, this is your senses talking!

Goku: King Kai?

King Kai: (offeneded) NO, YOU IDIOT!!!!

Goku: [Piccolo speaking]: It's Gohan's real father!!

Goku: That's ridiculous, Gohan's father is dead!

Goku: [Piccolo speaking]: Then what does that make you?

Goku: Double dead.....wait a second!

Nappa: Woooow, this is really taking long!!

Goku: (spotting Nappa) *disappearing* Jujutsu Kaisen!!

[Soft disappearing Pop sound]

Nappa: (gasping out) He's gone too Vegeta. Was he even real, too (camera slowly closing in with conspiracy theory theme music)??

Goku: (mysteriously voicing in) I was real!

Nappa: (looking left to right rapidly) I don't see you!!

Vegeta: Above you, Nappa!!!!

Goku: (out of frame) You gave my hiding spot away!!!

Nappa: Time to break those ankles, (talking and yelling the same) RAAAAAAAGIIIIIIINGGGGGG YEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nappa brought his hands up to grip Goku's ankles but missed as he disappeared off Nappa's head and reappeared in front of him, shocking you, Vegeta and Nappa all at once.

Goku: (heroic useless 1-liner) Tag..............your it!

[Sucker gut punch lands on Nappa]

Nappa: (away out of frame) AAAGGGGHHHHHH........HE HIT ME REALLY HARD VEGETA!!!!!!!!

Goku: No tag backs!

Nappa: I'll show you a tag back!!!

Vegeta: (yelling in) He said no tag backs, Nappa!!!