Future Ball Z Abridged [Futurama x DBZ Abridged]

Beyond the Prince!

Vegeta: Beyond me??

Vegeta: What could be beyond the Prince of Saiyans?

Vegeta: I mean, as far as I'm concerned here, I'm pretty far out there!

....BARRELING THROUGH SPACE!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Goddammit, that was loud!!!

.....our adventurous and VERY outlandish trio find themselves (bleep)ing all the way to planet Earth or dirt for short!

Vegeta: I'm going to fire him with every fiber being in my body with literal fire!

Nappa: 🎵....Time is racing forwaaarrrddd....until weeee.....arriiiiive🎵!!!

Vegeta: Are we really doing this, ...🎵Shut the hell up, Nappaaaa.....and you might.....surviiiiiive🎵!!!!

Nappa: 🎵Vegeta, are we there yet🎵?

Vegeta: 🎵No, Nappa, no, we're not🎵!!!

Nappa: 🎵How bout nooowwww🎵?

Vegeta: 🎵Oh goddamn...it Nappaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🎵!!!!!!!!!

[Chorus]: 🎵Be prepared🎵!!!

Y/N / Goku: 🎵 I must be swift as a coursing river!

[Chorus]: 🎵Be prepared🎵!!!

Y/N / Goku: 🎵With all the force of a great typhoon🎵!

[Chorus]: 🎵;Be prepared🎵!!!

Y/N / Goku: 🎵Of all the strength of a raging Saiyan🎵!!!

Y/N / Goku: 🎵Mysterious as the dark side of.......The Mooooooooonnnnn🎵!!!!!!!

[Music stops]

Vegeta: You were flat Y/N, and it's THE White side of the moon....plus....WHAT THE (bleep) are you singing??!

Y/N: (bothered tone) Wha-...you and Nappa were just singing!!

Vegeta: We weren't singing; it was talking!

Y/N: (groaning out) Oh my God!

Nappa: There's PLANET DIRT VEGETA!!!!!!

Vegeta: I'm not an idiot Nappa, I can see you dumbass!!

Y/N: (thinking) Earth, huh, not a bad looking planet!

Vegeta: Ok, listen here....yes you Nappa....we're about to enter this filth of a planet and most likely have to fight these things called earthlings. They look like us but are waaayyy powerful!

Nappa: Really, Vegeta?

Vegeta: (annoyed) [bleep] NO....I'm the strongest there is, power level 9 thousand!!

Nappa: What do we do, Vegeta??

Vegeta: (seething tone) You ever think about thinking for yourself, Nappa?

Nappa: (finger raise) I have an idea!!

Y/N: We're dead!

Nappa: We kill them all!!

Vegeta: Hmm, let me scratch the pointiest part of my chin!

Vegeta: Better idea, we find a green man, beat him up, take his balls, leave this planet, and wish for immortality!!

Nappa: YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

.....meanwhile on Earth per say!

???: For the last (bleep)ing time Gohan, blast the rock!!

Gohan: But Mr. Piccolo!

Piccolo: Don't you, Mr. Piccolo me, I'm not your daddy Nerd!!

Gohan: But you watch me like a daddy, are you mad that you're unlovable, Mr. Piccolo?