Future Ball Z Abridged [Futurama x DBZ Abridged]

🐒Monkey Business🐒

.....Previously on DragonBall Bang....[camera closing in on Vegeta] Virginia, the state of all Saiyans, has made a moon....thus angering the green man from beyond.

Piccolo: Your damn right, I'm angry!

.....Some might say, they won't like you when you're angry, hmm?

Piccolo: [very long bleep]

.....As you can see in layman's terms... a nerve has been struck. Now, to your televised fight.

Vegeta started looking at the moon and subcomed to starting his Oozaru transformation.

Goku: He's getting bigger....feel like I should be doing something here!

[Loud ape growling and roaring]

Goku: (on the dot quick conclusion) Got it,......blow up the moon some more....GIANT FIIIIIIST!!!!!!!

Vegeta now pounded his fist to the ground, trying to hit Goku as he dodged and bounced back.

Goku: I DON'T WANT TO PLAY!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: STAND STILL!!!!!!

Goku: (deep thinking) If I want to beat him, I, too, have to walk the path of the monkey....(concentrated sigh) Think bananas, banging on glass,....throwing [bleep] that falls out of my ass....

[Distant monkey chittering]

Goku: (now very deep thinking) *astounded gasping* I've ascended!

[Subconsciously speaking]

King Kai: No, Goku, that's the monkey on my back....GET THE [bleep] OFF MY BACK BUBBLES!!!!!

[DragonBall Z Kai style falling to the ground sound]

King Kai: He's a real good monkey, and you're in danger, Goku!!

Goku: But the Monkey?!?!!

King Kai: Listen to me, Goku, this guy is pretty big....you can be the bigger man!

Goku: You think I'm ready??

King Kai: You're the only one who's [bleep]ing fighting....where do you see the line drawn? If you weren't ready, would I have sent you out there??

Goku: I feel like you would!

King Kai:....

Goku: Hello...King Kai?

King Kai:....

Goku: King Kai?

King Kai: NO YOU [bleep]ING IDIOT!!!!!

King Kai: Listen to me, Goku, I got to level with you....(raising a finger up) speaking through the Kai, you need to nuke him!

Goku: But won't that blow up the planet?

King Kai: (steadfast) Indubitably yes....BUT.....BUT.....a spirit bomb can take him out. You know what I'm gonna say next?

Goku: (slowly understanding) I have to make-

Goku: [King Kai speaking in] You have to make a spirit bomb!

Goku: Well, I guess I have no other choice here (looking around)!

King Kai: Stretch those arms up, concentrate energy, and make a big ball!!

Goku then raises his arms up and started focusing energy to manifwst the spirit bomb, unaware that Vegeta spotted him and swung his fist towards Goku.

Goku: How long does this take King Kai?

King Kai: (avoiding the question) Good luck Goku, you're our last hope at saving the wor-