Future Ball Z Abridged [Futurama x DBZ Abridged]

🦀🌌Lumpy Space Crab🌌🦀

.....A Zoiberg theory in need of deducing is on file here. It's quite ridiculous to let a crab deduce a theory of whatever the hell it is

Zoidberg: It is not, I Zoidberg, have theory on that specimen of a man, yes I do!

Zoiberg now walked over to a high seat chair, now taking a sit down and pressing his claws together to get serious.

Zoiberg: Lights (lights dim), this is the tip of the Zoidberg, I say. This human man for which thy come....

🎵Smells like the inside of my dumpster🎵

🎵Rub-a-dub, dub🎵

🎵A missing link to which I proclaim🎵

Hermes: (fed up) Sweet Hanukkah in Kwanzaa....I'm going to fire you with real fire!!

🎵Hermes, please....a link to which is proclaimed🎵

🎵Through the eye of a professional doctor, I say Nay🎵

[Crab shimmey right, crab shimmer left]

🎵Zoidberg, Z-Z-Z-Zoidberg, Zoidberg🎵

🎵Clap your claws, everybody🎵

[Mysterious loud clap]

🎵And everybody clap your claws🎵

[Another mysterious loud clap]

🎵The doc-tor is in, and I'm explaining....🎵

[Music quickly silences]

🎵We're dealing with Saiyans🎵

Bender: You had to waste my beer time to hear your lousy song?!?!!

Zoidberg: It was a song of the truth I say!

Fry: Yeah, but from the looks of it, I mean everyone else's look, that was the obvious. I mean, you know, I ummm, I wouldn't know of such [Loud belching burp]!!

The Professor: [horrifically appaulded] Hooo myyy.....that's what killed the dinosaurs....euchhh!!!

Fry: Be glad it came out this end and not the other!

Leela: That's disgusting, Fry, warn us next time!

Fry: Hey, I don't see you all policing Bender when he burps. He literally burps fire, but I have to warn you all of my burps??!

Bender: (out of frame) Bite my shiny metal ass!!

Hermes: So what is our move now, Professah?

Amy: Yeah, i hate waiting for the next stroke of action. My Wong tongs are fermenting here!

The Professor: How inappropriate of you, Amy (acknowledging head nod), thank you so much!!

The Professor: (to Hermes) Well, I've concocted a diagram of our space friends and studies show they are not ordinary humans, no!

Zoidberg: (pointing) Ahaa....the mystery gets deeper. This is going in the Zoidberg files!

Hermes: No one cares about your miss missed adventures, yah lumpy space crab!!

Zoidberg" Lobster I am, and I'm not lumpy Hermes, I am just well fitted!

While everyone was looking at the chart of you and Vegeta's body anatomy, zoiberg excused himself to his room, now pondering in circling thoughts.

Zoiberg: Mock Zoidberg, they do, laugh at Zoidberg you say, Bahhh, only fuels my investigation further!

[Camera angle now faces down onto Zoidberg, pointing up at you the reader]