Future Ball Z Abridged [Futurama x DBZ Abridged]

📉 The Yamcha Files 🗂

Yamcha: (pumped up) Alright, time to see a real fighter in action!

Piccolo: You, a real fighter?

Piccolo: A trashcan would do better!

Yamcha: (smartass remark) A trashcan doesn't have a majestic aura of hair.....something you're clearly missing!!

Piccolo: (flailing sarcasm) Yes....because every fight I've been in, I needed hair to win!

Tien: I don't know, we all fought Goku, and he had majestic hair and won!

Piccolo: (empty minded stare)

Piccolo: See this....this here.....this is the [bleep] I'm talking about and the reason I can't associate with you losers!

Krillin: Then why are you here?

Yamcha: He's here to learn from The Yamcha!

Piccolo: Wow, someone loves hearing the sound of self entitlement!

Tien: You sound like you're intimidated there!

Piccolo: By you, no?

Tien: You should be you two penis head jerk!

Piccolo: (sighing out annoyed like) Ya know if I just offed myself right here, you wouldn't come back to life because when I go, the DragonBalls go as well. That means I'll be kicking your ass in the afterlife forever!

Tien: Ha, I had a worser death!

Piccolo: Your love life?

Tien:.....

Yamcha: (to you, Vegeta, and Nappa) Bring it, ladies!!!

Piccolo: (to Tien) How much do you have to poke the bear before you get attacked?

Tien: (blowing raspberry)

Piccolo: I won't miss you if you die!

....now to the fight of the century...

Yamcha stood his ground while Nappa finished sprinkling his seed over the ground.

Nappa: Watch this, brother!

[Ground shaking]

Everyone watched as from the ground, green men came out of it squealing and shrieking in eager readiness.

Krillin: Piccolo, there's so much of you!!!

Piccolo: That's not me, you dumbass!!

Tien: (out of frame) They're green, alright!

Nappa: Now my green men, go get that one!!

???: (shrieking in question) *pointing to Yamcha* Urrrrr-Raaahhhh???!!

Nappa: (clutching his fist) Yesssss......Panda!!

Piccolo: The [bleep] is a matter with him?

Vegeta: He was tested and failed phenomenonally!