Day 1, Trouble in Goodness Class

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Remedial Goodness 101 Classroom

Fairy Godmother:If someone hands you a crying baby, do you, A, curse it? B, lock it in a tower? C, give it a bottle? Or D, carve out its heart? Evie.

Evie:What was the second one?

Fairy Godmother:Oh, okay. Anyone else? Mal?

Mal:C, give it a bottle.

Fairy Godmother:Correct. Again.

Carlos:You and Y/n are on fire, girl!

Y/n:Just pick the one that doesn't sound like any fun.

Carlos:Oh.

Evie:That makes so much sense.

Mal:Oh...

Mal says sarcastically. A girl soon enters the room with dark bobed hair.

Fairy Godmother:Hello, dear one.

The girl quickly makes her way to Fairy Godmother, she hands her a clipboard and pen. The girl looks at us cautiously the whole time.

Jane:Hi. You need to sign off on early dismissal for the coronation.

Fairy Godmother begins to sign the papers.

Fairy Godmother:Everyone here remembers my daughter, Jane?

Jane:Mom, no!

Jane pleads

Fairy Godmother:It's okay. Jane, this is everyone.

Jane gets the clipboard back and faces us.

Jane:Hi. (We stay silent.) That's okay, don't mind me. As you were.

Jane says as she quickly makes her way past us, a small shriek escaping her lips as she walks by.

Fairy Godmother:Ahem. Let's continue. You find a vial of poison. Do you, A, put it in the king's wine? B, paint it on an apple? (Evie, Mal and I chuckle.) Or C, turn it over to the proper authorities?

Carlos:Oh! Ooh... (Jay climbs onto Carlos and hold Carlos's arms down while raising his own.) get off.

Fairy Godmother:Jay.

Jay:C. You turn it over to the proper authorities.

Carlos:I was gonna say that.

Jay:But I said it first. Come here!

Jay begins to knuckle Carlos's head.

Carlos:Ow!

Jay:Come on, who said it first? Who said it first?

Carlos:Ow! Stop! Ah!

Fairy Godmother taps her stick on the desk.

Fairy Godmother:Boys. (She taps it again.) Boys! (I clear my throat, causing Jay to get off of Carlos and behave.) I am gonna encourage you to use that energy on the tourney field.

Carlos:Oh, no. That's okay. Whatever that is, We'll... We'll pass.

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