The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on the IMP building. Yelling can be heard in the background.
Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle.
She places the bottle on an open page of the Grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world.
A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitza walks into the room.
Blitza: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Y/n slithers through holding a baby raccoon in his hands as several birds fly onto his head like a nest.
Y/n: Why, hello little ones.......
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth. Meanwhile Kabuhamaru steps out and crushes the decapitated human with her foot and chuckles evilly.
Kabuhamaru: I'm still so jazzed up!
Millie snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitza: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, ma'am it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Kabuhamaru to Ozzie's in the Lust ring !
Kabuhamaru's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight. Y/n looked at them with slight surprise.
Y/n: Really ? You're gonna be there too ?
Moxxie: Wait, You're going there too ?
Y/n: Yeah, actually. Ozzie asked me to be the bodyguard there tonight and you know I can't disappoint my girls.
He gives Millie and Loona a smooch as the hellhound girl smiles at him.
Loona: Hey, don't forget, we're going to the gluttony ring after for Vortex's party.
Y/n: Aw, shit. That's right.......I gotta work for Beelzebub too as her bodyguard as well.
Millie: Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Kabuhamaru: Oh Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitza's chagrin.
Blitza: Ugh, can you two not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry, ma'am. Maybe another time?
Blitza: No, it's fine! I-I can come with you guys, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy and that slut embarrassing herself on stage.
Y/n: Heh, heh, Yeah no. That's not happening, Blitza.
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitza: Uh huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitza: Mhm!
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitza: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. See you lovebugs later!
She hugs Y/n, Moxxie and Kabuhamaru before she whistles on her way out as Moxxie growls in anger.
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Hell's serpentine overlord (Hazbin Hotel Harem X male Obanai reader)
FanfictionAfter killing going on an unstoppable rampage which resulted in him killing his entire family, Y/n ended up in hell after being beheaded by a samurai. After nearly 80 years in hell, Y/n, with no where else to go, finds himself in a hotel run by a c...
