After killing going on an unstoppable rampage which resulted in him killing his entire family, Y/n ended up in hell after being beheaded by a samurai. After nearly 80 years in hell, Y/n, with no where else to go, finds himself in a hotel run by a c...
Rosie: *Through megaphone* Cannibals and Cannibettes, assemble in the square.
She walks with Charlie to the stage
Rosie: Now, darling, you know I would do anything, anything for my clients, but I can't exactly command all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle. Now, don't get me wrong, they love carnage and bloodshed, but to get this group into line, you got to win 'em over. (Through megaphone)Settle in! Settle in! Important meeting.
Charlie: But how do I--
Rosie: With sparkle! Razzamatazz! and that oh so appealing moxie of yours.
Alice: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like you've ever failed to inspire before.
Charlie groans as she walks on stage.
Rosie: Now, fair warning. This group sticks together. So in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them. And there's one in particular--
Alice: Uuuugh, Susan.
Rosie: Susan, who's a bit of an... uh--
Alice: Ornery old bitch?
Rosie: That! She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready?
Charlie: I guess.
Rosie: *(through megaphone) Everyone, we have a very special, very royal guest this evening! Please put your bloody hands together for Princess Charlie!
Charlie smiles awkwardly and waves at the crowd when Susan's voice rings out.
Charlie: Well, I run this hotel with my part... well someone and...Wait, let me start over. Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm. So-- we, uh... we need your help-- With your assistance, we can make a stand for-- [Charlie sings] ♫I...I have a dream♫ and I--
Susan: *Yelling* Booooo! Get off the stage, you blue blood bitch! Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel! Leave before I eat those big-ass eyes of yours! Boo! Get off! Where's the showmanship? Where's all the finesse? Fucking mediocre!
Having enough of Susan's disrespect, Charlie yells out and flips her off.
Charlie: FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!!!!
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Rosie: Okay! We'll be back after a brief intermission.
Rosie moves a heavily breathing Charlie away from the stage.
