Writing Prompts

Two sentence horror

Here's my attempt at two sentence horror. Give some more context if you want to.

"You cut unwanted parts off of plants so that the nutrients go to the places you want to grow," She said, walking over to me with a pair of shears. That was not what I expected her to say when I mentioned that I was getting fatter instead of taller. 

I got a fortune cookie from an infamous restaurant and it told me that my day will be peaceful with not a single scary thing in it. The fortunes from that restaurant are always wrong. 

We were walking when he decided to go through the shorter hallway and veered off. I went to the other end and waited for him but he never came out. 

I always wondered why the street dogs never bothered my cat even when it wandered into their yards. That was until I caught it summon a demon in my basement and call it 'mother'. 

There was this old lady who had very realistic statues in their garden. At least I thought they were statues until I heard one of them scream.

People always say that they have monsters in their closets, but that's just silly. The closets is where the kids hide after the monsters take their place. 

The next door neighbor has some skeletons in his closet. They're very nice though and they always greet you when you go get clothes. 

The librarian is always really nice and gives me books that my parents would definitely not want me to read. Then one day I find a new librarian and after asking about what happened to the previous one he said, "Uh, I don't know what you're talking about; I've been working here for five years." 

I wake up this morning to find blood dripping from the ceiling. I keep warning my roommates about the ghost in the attic but they never listen. 

I went to this farm on a field trip and it seemed pretty normal. Until I noticed that the pigs were driving the tractors and the farmers were wandering around on all fours.