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Just some quotes that you have to imagine a situation in which some characters would say it.

1. "Is anything easier done than said?"

     "Silence."

2. "I admit that I may have messed up a teensy bit-"

     "You blew up the microwave!" 

     "Okay I messed up a lot."

3. "I'm in jail."

     "What?! But you're supposed to be in school!"

     "Exactly."

4. "Okay, tell me honestly, what do you think of my new haircut?"

     "Have you been visited by barber ants last night?"

     "...What?!"

5. "It's been scientifically proven that opposites attract. Usually in the case of magnets."

     "Why are you telling me this? I thought you were giving me tips on dating."

6. "You are the most oblivious person in the world!"

    "Oh, hello. When did you get here?"

7. "What do you think came first, the orange color or the orange fruit?"

     "It was the orange fruit, actually. They named the color after the fruit."

     "Then what did they call the color before that?"

     "Yellow red." 

8. "Where's my shoe?"

     "Don't look up!"

9. "Ever since then she's been reading up all she can about hyenas."

     "Female hyenas have very large-"

     "Don't finish that sentence." 

10. "You son of a-!"

      "We have the same mom!"

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