Ep 1: My Current Life

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The scene began with a point of view facing a forest with an open sky.

Cole Narrating: Welp, this is my life. *Sigh* A stupid isekai crap... But this time, I didn't get killed like any other tropes. Instead, I get sucked into the portal.

There, a POV shot slowly descends to a blurred image of a man walking in, who is revealed to be Damian "Cole" Rook.

Cole Narrating: I mean... Some Arthur or writer thought he could make another one with other stories being abandoned or something— I don't know anymore.

Then, it switches to his right side as he walks forward.

Cole Narrating: I mean... I will never get annoyed by SMG4's Stoopid Mario or other characters I find annoying anymore. And especially that stupid clown, Depresso, he needs a therapist to deal with symptoms like that. Heck, I find Karkat annoying the most to be honest. Not Nepeta; she's my friend, including her friend/soulmate Equius.

The scene changes to POV on the ground just for it to look up at Cole.

Cole Narrating: During my time in this fantasy world, I tried many spells, which resulted in me awakening my Mutant powers and magic. But we're losing focus here...

He stops as he looks down.

Cole Narrating: What I'm looking for is someone by the name of Merlin who could help me get back to my homeworld. And let me tell you...

The scene skips to Cole, after conjuring a construct of the shovel, exhumes Merlin's grave.

Cole Narrating: I was an idiot for thinking he cast a spell to keep himself alive. I mean, I read through the book Arthur, and it turn out there were two authors who wrote it, Andrias and Merlin. The first one was easy at first because it was located in the area I was in when I first teleported. I mean, there haven't been any other stories after King Arthur's story ended, but I know he's hibernated to see the world evolve without him. I needed his help to teach me how to do a spell to get me back home on time to see my friends. He may not be in his "prime" life, but I am sure he is not—

Then, he hears a ding as he stops and sees a coffin just for him to open up, but the scene only shows Cole with a disappointed expression as he looks at it.

Cole: Bingo... Yahtzee... *Sigh*... Yes, yes, yes yes yes...

For a few seconds, he snaps as he raises his shovel.

Cole: DAMMIT!!!

Then he hits it. Then he hits it again.

Cole: SON OF A!!

Then hits it again.

Cole: BITCH!!!

Then he knocks the marker down as he goes back slamming down the coffin.

Cole: UGH!

He breaks the shovel in half as he throws it aside.

Cole: GOD... MOTHER... FUCKER!!! A WILDERNESS FU—!!!

The scene skips to Cole laughing and snorting as he is seen sitting down, with his back on a cut-down tree log.

Cole: A little weird. I'm much calmer now... Look, as I don't know much about magic-

The scene reveals that Cole is talking to the skeleton remains of Merlin, who is holding the book.

Cole: -but you seem like you haven't aged well compared to the pictures.

He then looks down as he sighs.

Cole: But it's nice to meet you.

He looks back at the book Merlin is holding.

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