Deadpool: You really didn't make a script out of this?
zeroprime000: Hey, I was getting close to burnout.
Deadpool: Yeah, but it was worth going through the burnout writing.
zeroprime000: Can we get on with this now? I got story to write.
Deadpool: Fine! Asshole.
The scene starts with Vox Machina returning to the castle and seeing Fince enter the council meeting.
Krieg: Ah, Sir Fince finally joins us. I hope this crisis hasn't kept you from skulking.
Fince: I've been gathering intelligence we sorely lack. Seems your band of fools have gone missing. *Smirk* Safe to say you've sent Vox Machina to their doom?
Cole: We have risen baby girl!!!
Scanlan: Doom? We don't know the meaning of the word.
Grog: Uh, I certainly don't.
Cole: Oh classic Grog.
Scanlan: *Smirks* Sovereign, hold on to your goddamn crown. We've discover that the monster is none other than...a blue dragon!
All: We know.
Allura: Did you kill it?
Keyleth: I wouldn't say "kill", really.
Pike: We're still kind of working on that part.
Krieg: *Laughs* I can't believe you made it out alive. How did you survive?
Scanlan: Mm, trade secrets, I'm afraid, Kriegy.
Percy: We hid and it flew away.
Cole facepalm at this as Scanlan flip Percy.
Grog: *Laughs* ...Wait. How did we survive that?
Vex feels her high-pitched ringing as the council continues their meeting.
Fince: These blabbering fools are useless, sire. Perhaps if we made an offering to the dragon. Gold in exchange for peace?
Vax: *Sarcastic* Why don't we shake its hand and offer a fucking pint while we're at it?
Cole: Maybe Scanlan's lullaby.
Scanlan: Hey!
Vex: A dragon cannot be bartered with. If it desires Emon's destruction, it will not relent.
Krieg: You heard her, sire. You know what must be done.
Kima: But what I'd it attacks the city? We'd be sitting ducks.
Uriel: What would you have me do!? Let it burn more farmland, slaughter more innocents? No, we will bring the fight to it on our terms. *Turns to Krieg* General, you may move our soldiers at dawn.
Kima: But sire, you know as-
Uriel: I have made my decision, Lady Kima.
Cole: With all do, sire, but the dragon has the advantage as long as it's in the sky.
Uriel: It has already been decided. This council is adjourned.
Guard: All right, you heard him. Clear out.
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FanfictionDamian "Cole" Rook is a Canadian-American and a man going through his everyday life living in some strange events he never gets used to, that involve SMG4 and other series, until he gets trapped in the realm of fantasy as he had to survive as he end...
