In the Keep of Vox Machina, in the morning, as a rooster crows. Keyleth enters the kitchen excitedly as vines appear from the floor, surround the door, and pigeons fly past her.
Keyleth: Good morning, everybody.
In the kitchen, the others were still tired and groaned at Keyleth while Grog, Scanlan, and Percy were just eating.
Vex: Why?
Scanlan: Why is she yelling?
Keyleth sees Vax grabbing some food.
Keyleth: Oh, good morning, Vax.
Vax: *Bread in his mouth* Morning.
Keyleth: uh, where's Damian?
Vax: *Muffles* He's out sketching a suit for–
Before he could finish his sentence as he was about to sit, Grog immediately punched his balls. Causing Vax to drop his food as he collapses and wails.
Grog: *Smirks* Seven to two
Vax: *Strain* I never agreed to this stupid game.
????: What game?
Cole enters room only wearing pants.
Grog: Ball-tag.
Cole: Oh you mean the one where you hit somoene in the–
He then noticed Keyleth looking at him with a bright red face and slightly drooling.
Cole: *Whisper* Knew I should've wear shirt to cover. *Outloud* Hey, you okay Keyleth?
Keyleth: Uh... Y-Yeah, I'm fine.
Scanlan: *Looks at Cole* Huh, didn't know you were rip?
Cole: Hey, I may be of average height, kind of, but they don't underestimate the appearance... unless it has something to do with a woman wearing revealing armor that will distract someone who has never seen their armor before.
Scanlan: That, I understand.
Vax: *Gets up* Then perhaps you're interested in our little game then?
Cole: Love to, but–
Then Vax hits him in the cock shot.
Cole: Aagh!
Vax: Seven to three to one–
Cole: Cock shot!
He hits him in the nuts.
Vax: Agh!
Cole: Hahaha! Gotcha! Always wear protected gear if someone tries to punch you in the balls.
Percy: *Sighs* Must you?
Scanlan: *Eats a chicken* We can't all be aloof tight-asses, de Rolo.
Percy: I'm simply suggesting you could all benefit from some well-practiced restraint.
He hears moaning and turns to his side to see Vex hugging Trinket.
Vex: Emotions aren't meant to be bottled up. Maybe you should cut loose once in a while.
Just then, they hear someone knocking at the entrance door, revealing to be Allura, who enters. She comes to speak with them but can't find them until she realizes that they are in the kitchen. They try to open the door, but it is stuck until Grog kicks the door open, and they all meet her.
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Like a Player I am (OC X Crossover)
Fiksi PenggemarDamian "Cole" Rook is a Canadian-American and a man going through his everyday life living in some strange events he never gets used to, that involve SMG4 and other series, until he gets trapped in the realm of fantasy as he had to survive as he end...
