Wolfstar // Jegulus One-Shots

8. exs and ohs - black brothers

sitting in the ledge of the window, legs hanging out onto the roof, sat Sirius and Regulus, both boys holding cigarettes in their hands.

after being reunited, well more like regulus showing up at 3am bleeding, sirius took it upon himself to get to know his brother better, especially since discovering he and james were a thing.

"so, you're like gay gay right?"

regulus looked at sirius like he was an idiot, and sirius supposed he was, but he didn't know if regulus liked girl too

sighing sirius followed up his question with another "i mean do you only like boy or do you like girls too.."

"oh" regulus said, "only guys."

"FUCK YEAH" sirius shouted, making regulus jump and go to cover his ears

"shut. the. fuck. up, they're sleeping inside asshole" regulus whisper-shouted back, before kissing his teeth. "besides why are you so happy about it"

"because reggie, reg, baby black"

"it's regulus"

"nah no it's not"

regulus rolled his eyes but let sirius continue

"if we both like blokes, the bloodline ends with us" and to that regulus felt himself plummeting to the grounds of peace with his sexuality, funny that's all it took.

suddenly intrigued sirius turned to regulus, tilting his head to the side like a dog begging for a treat, his eyes glittering in wonder, regulus glaring daggers right back,

"how'd you figure it out" sirius said wiggling his eye brows, pinching his nose he looked at sirius

"had- argument- bitch - made out with me- fucked me- argued- fucked again" regulus mumbled

"all i got out of that was that you had a degration kink"

glaring daggers at his brother once again regulus told him "me and a bloke had an argument, we got all up in each others faces, he started snogging me, which led to him fucking me, and then we argued again a few days later, and each time he fucked me again, until we started dating, realized we weren't fit for that, and just stayed friends" regulus explained cheeks heating up, telling his brother about him getting fucked was not on his to dos for the day.

"of course you fucking did, regulus angry sex black" sirius joked, "now tell me, who exactly did you bottom for" that made regulus wack sirius' arm so hard his cigarette went falling down the roof causing sirius to pout

"barty.." regulus mumbled causing sirius to give him a look

"barty crouch"

"THE OLD GUY"

"yeah i like them older, no dipshit crouch jr."

"ohh" sirius visibly relaxed before his eyes regained the fire that showed he wanted to know more

"how big"

"what?"

"how big was his-"

"11 inches"

"that emo boy???" sirius said sounding astounded

regulus just chuckled before leaving the window

"james is bigger though" he reasoned which made sirius jaw drop in shock before going to remus to whine about it