Drunk

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so like here's them but drunk ig (As adults of course)


Ashlyn:

Sleepy and quiet the whole time

Insists she doesn't need help walking then continues to grab onto people

Snappy ("How r y-" "GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FATASS BITCH")

Aiden:

Laughing non stop

Probably thinks he has more energy than he actually does

Keeps falling on his face and laughing about it

Tries to parkour around the house then falls on his face again bc he doesn't have enough energy to jump


Tyler:

Grumpier than usual

Taylor makes fun of him and he tries to defend himself then and makes incoherent noises and thinks he made a point ("Lol ur drunk" "Well  plplplplplpl...")

Falls on his face and screams  

starts crying and denies that he's crying, insisting that its cloudy outside which is why his eyes are raining


Ben:

Forgets he cant sing and attempts karaoke(I'm so sorry)

Idk probably wouldn't get drunk so he could make sure the others don't die

Probably the chauffeur (I had to search up how to spell that)


Logan:

No matter what you say, starts full out sobbing ("Hey how are y-" *literally bawling on the ground*)

Yapper yappington, wont stop talking when he's not crying

^ Yaps about constellations, space in general, astronomy, astrology, books, hatred for Colleen hoover

^If he sees someone isn't listening he bursts out wailing.

randomly besties with Aiden when he's drunk because they both keep yapping


Taylor:

Similar to Aiden, lots of energy

Does that one thing where someone says your name over and over
("Tyler?" "What" "Tyler?" "...What" "Tyler?" "WHAT!?" "Tyler?" "STOP?!" "Tyler?")

Snacks, robs the pantry, fridge, and %100 almost robbed a gas station with Aiden while drunk

Requests you turn on Paw Patrol, Pup Academy, Air bud, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, etc

Annoys Tyler even more when they're both drunk

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