Not planned...at all

Chapter 21

I move my hands around trying to find the words to explain without really telling them everything. Thankfully Roxy takes over.

"Well to put it simply. You loose all self-respect and neurons, most of your teasing personality too. Azriel becomes a total blind jerk for some worthless girl. And we'll Cassian..."

I cut in then.

"You are the strongest coolest general EVER you hear me? Best pal and brother in arms anyone can have so do NOT let anyone say otherwise!"

I must have sounded quite serious and threatening because Cassian just stood there blinking while for some reason Nesta decided to look for trouble again and scoffed.

"Oh you want a problem? 'Miss biatch' right now you haven't even started training and your powers don't even work on me so let's just make this clear, okay? I won't take shit from you, I can handle anyone else but not you. So, let's just ignore what you just did, am I right?"

My back feels weird, my best guess is the wings are back and flaring with my anger...I might've been a tad bit overprotective. Especially considering Cassian is a real fully grown Illyrian warrior and general.

However Roxy seems to take this as a chance to take out her own build up anger and with one arm resting on my shoulder she looked at Elaine sitting right behind Nesta.

"Yeah and fuck you too bitch, you're boring."

It's not posible, I swear it just isn't posible to keep a straight face at Roxy's random insult to Elaine.

"Really now? I mean, I guess..."

Feyre's mouth is basically hanging open at this point and Rhysand's long loud sigh must be a warning sign of some sort for us as he then starts talking.

"You both really do know how to make friends don't you?"

Roxanne laughed at his sass and I smirked.

"See, that sort of comment is what you sadly lose as the series goes on! I like to consider books 4 and onward to be loosely canon for a reason."

Nodding along Roxy decided to add.

"We do make friends! Look I even talked to the half blind ginger over there."

"That's just mean, poor guy!"

We're back to bickering again.

"You have an actual problem you know."

What is it this time?

"Oh really?!"

"Yeah, a problem with long haired dudes and red heads!"

That was uncalled for, not wrong but uncalled for.

"That's...highly possible although maybe not so much redheads it's just the whole scary looking teddy bear thing that gets me."

"I'd say I strongly judge you because of how that sort of thing doesn't happen to me in real life but I've proven plenty of times that I too have a very obvious type...mine just usually goes unnoticed because I leave no witnesses if I commit a crime for someone"

I roll my eyes but nod.

"The reason it doesn't happen to you in real life is cuz you scare normal humans away! I can at least convince them I'm just a dork for a little while. And stop making it sound like you've got some criminal record or something, dark romance is getting to your head Roxy!"