Radio free Ninjago

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The Dragon Hunters surround the stranded ninja.

Iron Baron: They are Masters of Elements! A week's rations for the Hunter who brings them to me in chains!

Kai: I count ten.

Zane: There are fifteen.

Kai: Yeah, well, you were always better with math. You with us, Jay?

Jay: We're totally outnumbered. They have weapons and we don't, I haven't eaten all day, not to mention showered in a week. Do you see there are kids in this audience? This level of violence is far too much for them to handle, let alone me!

Zane: He's back to normal.

Kai: Good. Now that our secret's out, let's lay down some heat! (They attack the Hunters.) Is the crowd cheering for us or rooting against us?

Jay: Ha! Does it matter?

Kai: Yes. Yes, it does!

Dragon Hunters: Heavy Metal! Heavy Metal!

Jay: Uh, I think the crowd likes him. (The ninja use their Elemental Powers against Heavy Metal, but his Dragonbone Blade absorbs them.)

Zane: The sword! It attracts our power! (The ninja use Spinjitzu, but are chained up by Heavy Metal.)

Ultra Violet enacts the Postman's capture on Ultra Hunt.

Ultra Violet: (On TV) The Mailman doesn't deliver, so find him, and return to sender! Today's jackpot could be yours. (Laughs.)

Karlof: Every day, pick off our friends. Pick, pick, pick.

Dareth: Ugh. As long as it's not me.

Lloyd: Looks bigger than your other builds. What are you making?

Nya: Since we're outnumbered, we're upping the armor and firepower. Thanks to some feedback from Skylor, I feel like it's really taking shape.

Lloyd: But it's so bulky. We'll be sitting ducks in that.

Skylor: It's a work in progress. She'll be ready.

Mystake: Karlof? Do you think I can get your help with Lloyd's training?

Karlof: Ooh, it would be my pleasure.

Lloyd: Go easy on me. I'm powerless.

Mystake: Uh, actually, it won't be you who will be facing Karlof, but Dareth.

Dareth: Heh, me? I mean...uh, all right. Hey, heh. About time.

Lloyd: But he isn't an Elemental Master.

Mystake: Neither are you. Power takes many forms beyond what is physical. The power of persuasion. The power of numbers. The power to lead.

Karlof: Don't forget power of Metal.

Dareth: Oh, boy. You're gonna be a tough nut to crack.

Mystake: Don't look at me.

Misako: Lead him, son.

Lloyd: You can do this, Dareth.

Dareth: With the power of brown, you're about to go down. Brown Bear. (Growls.) Spiky Penguin. (He imitates a penguin but Karlof punches him.)

Lloyd: Lucky punch. Come on, shake it off. He's bigger, so use your speed.

Dareth: Speed. Like a Cheetah. Dareth, the nimble. Dareth, be quick. Dareth jumped over the—(Karlof punches him again.)

Mystake: Lead.

Lloyd: Ninja never quit. Get up.

Dareth: (He gets up but Karlof chases him.) Aah! Fish! Slippery like a fish! (He jumps onto a pole.) I-I'm sorry, Lloyd, I—Oh, I let you down.

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