"I'm gonna whip you. I'm gonna whip you like I did back in the 1900's."
"Velvette is the only character in hazbin hotel who changes her oufit do you think any of them are hygenic!?"
"Everyone's excited and no ones crying in the bathroom"
"Sos—bitch sos-"
"No lucifer, your tighty whities are supposed to go on the inside not the outside."
"Really? Right infront of my onigiri?"
"This was....this was–"
"INSAAANNNNE~"
"GET-Get out- how dare you interrupt my villian monolog-"
*dies*
"The ice tea from chic-fil-a hits so different."
"McDonald's is a different breed, man."
"Yeah, on a whole other level"
"Did you say skibidi-skedaddles out your garage!?"
"nO-"
"I want that JUICY WET slimy taco."
"You look like a fine man who would want a pet gimmie ur 5'000 dollars—no tip!? Racist."
"Hey kitty! How ya' doing?"
"Meow."
"AUJXUjanwjKaiwkaiKwijUhwus"
"He couldn't believe what was happening—his own tentacles were dominating him!"
"There are too many shoulder pads in this god dang show."
"Name three characters with shoulder pads."
"Alastor, lucifer, and Vox."
"I'm ashamed in myself more ashamed then I remembered the fact I used to simp for Crusty.."
"......"
"...."
"THE CLOWN!?"
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The ungodly incorrect quotes full of spelling mistakes and crackshit whores
ЮморAka me and Nick on hard crack/j Also known as the yappening book where I yap abt stupid shit and do stupid stuff and sillies and hehehehwheh