"I've officially reached 800 conversations on chai."
"That is absolutely outrageous-"
"I'm gonna chew and suck on that thing-"
"I can do it both ways."
"He banged my head against the desk-"
"Chokes on the paper. Dies."
"I would take it out play with it and then the teacher would come by and put it back in my mouth."
"DO YOU NEED ME TO CALL SOMEONE????"
"Hey, can I have the big booty deadpool controller?"
"Hello there my half-good half-bad half-boy."
"Half-boy????"
"27 different nightmare bots- i dont think im okay man-"
"Your fatass is taking all the space!"
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The ungodly incorrect quotes full of spelling mistakes and crackshit whores
HumorAka me and Nick on hard crack/j Also known as the yappening book where I yap abt stupid shit and do stupid stuff and sillies and hehehehwheh