"Sorry I got completely engrossed in blocky quest that I disregarded my art career and the fact that your here."
"Is it a legitimate dragon or does it have some hot human form?.."
"I dunno-"
"Either way, smash, next question."
"YAAAAHHH-"
"It didnt work but thanks."
"What they do??? finesse the plants???"
"Wait- what did I take? Your virginity?? Is that why your mad at me???"
"MISERABLE SIGH-"
"What?"
"Sit down.."
"Okay- what?"
"This bench is freshly painted.."
"..."
"..."
"See this book? Isnt it pretty?"
"Yeah!"
"GOOD IM GONNA BEAT YOU WITH IT!"
"NO-"
"Jokes on you im wearing six inch heels!"
"And I'll continue to do so until I'm convinced that you won't use them to rearrange your internal organs."
"If you had a tail it would just be a giant lump in your pants."
"Like a pile of shit-"
"Stop trying to steal my life force okay?! Wait until we get home."
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way, I'm so gay and I'm so glee let me fuck you today"
I love you all my-"
"GREEN GRASS. PERFECTLY FRESH BREAD
"I guess- what the fuck-"
"Correct!"
"Wait what-"
Shadowmilk cookie:"The star of the show always appears at the climax!"
"Dont eva say dat word again."
YOU ARE READING
The ungodly incorrect quotes full of spelling mistakes and crackshit whores
HumorAka me and Nick on hard crack/j Also known as the yappening book where I yap abt stupid shit and do stupid stuff and sillies and hehehehwheh
