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Would my dumbass beat them in a fight?[pt.two]

Jester Prophet(Past!Juni)

-Goofy jester man. He can probably still rock my shit ngl- and I forget if @DaFreshyBoi said he hardly has control over his powers or smt along the lines of that lol.

So hell no, finna get my shit rocked- 

a g a i n.

How I would beat him if I could: Just like I said before with present Juni! We chilling- I be chill he be chill fr fr

Nightmare

-PFFT- BITCCHHHHH HELL YEAH I CAN! If he uses his tendrils to try and fight me I'll just make the most ATROCITIUS DIRTY FLIRTS ever. 

Nightmare uses his tendrils to restrain me-

 me and my dumbass:"Ooh, damn- I didn't think you were into bdsm, daddy-pus." 

He gets disgusted, let's me go, and leaves.

How I would beat him if I could: exactly what I just said, lmao.

A/N: WAIT- JAKEI POSTED UNDERVERSE 0.8 TRAILER BROOOOO IM SO EXCITED >:D

I fucking love underverse lmao.

But literally I think 50% of it was spoiled for me. 

"Back to it!"

-Ace

Killer

-uhm, if I tried to fight him I think Juniper would rock my shit and beat my ass until I'm nothing but a little speck of an atom on the ground. Would not beat him- that and from what I've seen he's like agile asf, he's good with knives fr fr- I'm dead and gone.

How I would beat him if I could: get Enok to deal with him- if I make a deal with Enok promising some good shit I can get him to kill Killer for me, lmaoo

Enok:"No, no I would not."(He's lying, he would. He totally would. He's canonically a son of a bitch and a traitorous mf, man...only in the canon version. Lmao)

Error404 and Bill sans

-No. No, absolutely not.

How I would beat them if I could:

Leave. Move to another multiverse.

Error

-My glitchy bbg c'mere lemmie touch up on ya- Jk bro, I have mad respect for ppl with haphephobia and would never do that.