AU's and OC's being idiots...lmao-

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Jigz:"shorty, tiny, midget, smurf, short stack, half stack, three stack pancake-" *Aggressively poking Hypno*

Hypno:*confused but also glaring at Jigz* "the fuck?"

Jigz:*grabs Hypno by the shoulders* "TO SHORT! YOU ARE SMALL!" *Aggressively shaking Hypno*


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Hypno:"YOU FUCKIN' INTERDIMENSINAL WHORE, LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE-" 


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Hypno:*killed some human for their jewelry, also sitting on his tail to be as tall as Jigz*

Jigz:*casually monching on the humans arm*



Outer:*wondering why he married Jigz*

Cinna:*wondering why tf he's friends with Hypno*

(This time please someone come and recuse meeee-)


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Hypno:"get me out-" 

Murray(Hypno's Frisk):*Casually locks the door while grinning*

Hypno:"uh- BITCH-"


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Jigz:"Hmmmm, yes, friends. Exactly what that is-"


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Cinna:"And that's how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip-"

Hypno:*places brownies on the plate*

Cinna:*aggressively grabs Hypno by the neck and points at the plate* "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE, GOD DAMNIT!"


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Perception:*holding up a vial of determination* "And red liquids super power?"

Perception:"Racism." 



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Murray:"donde este....MY SHIT!?"


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Hypno:*talking to Murray* "Oh, hi! Get this, I found your corpse a bit ago- great hall, lots of goodies to pillage-"


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[CLASS 09 MENTION!?]

Lust:"I'm not in AP history."

Hypno:"then why are you reading [insert whatever book it was idfk]?"

Lust:"Oh, I'm racist now."



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Cinna:"customers finally order a freshly made box of-"

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