RDF triples and OWL2 ontologies prance,
In a circus of logical happenstance.
The Semantic Web Stack, a Jenga tower so brave,
From URI to Logic, pray it doesn't cave!
TBox and ABox in description logic's zoo,
SROIQ(D) expressivity - gesundheit to you!
Classes, roles, and nominals in a merry-go-round,
Spinning axioms 'til your brain hits the ground.
Protégé and TopBraid, for masochists designed,
Ontology engineering leaves sanity behind.
SPARQL - the language that ties tongues in knots,
Federation across endpoints? Good luck connecting the dots!
Property paths and named graphs, a maze with no end,
GraphDB and Virtuoso, imaginary friends.
RDFS entailment regimes, a fancy way to guess,
Implicit knowledge - or just a logical mess?
OWL 2 profiles - EL, QL, and RL,
Each promising tractability, but putting us through hell.
DL, Full, and Lite - pick your poison, they say,
Balancing expressivity and your will to live each day.
Manchester Syntax for humans? That's a laugh!
While Turtle and TriG make developers go daft.
Pellet, HermiT, and FaCT++ reason away,
Over ontologies, 'til the cows come home to stay.
Tableau algorithms and hypertableau calculi,
Decidability and complexity - a real hoot, you'll see!
SWRL rules and RIF dialects extend the fun,
Inferential capabilities 'til your processor's done.
Schema.org and Dublin Core, metadata galore,
FOAF and SIOC - because we needed more!
SKOS for thesauri, taxonomies align,
WordNet and BabelNet, lexical soup divine.
Linked Data principles, Berners-Lee's grand scheme,
URIs, HTTP, and RDF - a beautiful dream?
DBpedia, Wikidata, and YAGO extract with glee,
From Wikipedia, "facts" - use at your own risk, you see!
Freebase and OpenCyc, knowledge bases so wide,
In the Linked Open Data cloud, where sanity went to hide.
Bio2RDF and Uniprot in life sciences excel,
While GeoNames tells you where on Earth you fell.
Ontology Design Patterns, a guide to creation?
More like a recipe for mental constipation!
Upper ontologies like BFO and DOLCE decree,
Foundational categories - or just philosophy?
Ontology modularity, they say it's for reuse,
MIREOT and OWL imports - prepare for abuse!
Semantic annotation with NIF and OpenAnnotation,
Bridging text and ontologies - what a sensation!
Named Entity Recognition, Word Sense Disambiguation,
In Information Extraction, a crucial hallucination.
Babelfy and DBpedia Spotlight illuminate the way,
To entity linking tasks that'll ruin your day.
Knowledge Graph Embeddings like TransE and RESCAL,
In vector spaces, where semantic relations crawl.
Graph Neural Networks over RDF learn with zest,
While Geometric Deep Learning puts patience to the test.
Neuro-Symbolic AI, a promising confusion,
Of neural networks and symbolic delusion.
OWL-Time for temporal representation,
Allen's interval algebra - a headache in creation.
GeoSPARQL for spatial data query - oh joy!
RCC8 for topological theory - not a toy!
Time-indexed situations in Situation Theory,
And fluents in Event Calculus - clear as mud, you'll agree.
Dempster-Shafer theory for uncertainty's thrill,
Fuzzy OWL for vagueness - take this logic pill!
Probabilistic ontologies with PR-OWL unfold,
Markov Logic Networks - knowledge tied in a knot, we're told.
PROV-O for provenance we allegedly track,
W3C PROV family has our back (or attack?).
Ontology alignment with OAEI benchmarks to meet,
LogMap and AgreementMaker - alignment's bittersweet.
UMLS Metathesaurus in biomedicine reigns supreme,
As Gene Ontology makes genomics a lovely dream.
SNOMED CT clinical terms define with flair,
While ICD-11 classifies your despair.
Schema.org for structured data on the web,
Microdata and JSON-LD - semantic technobabble ebb.
Rich snippets in search results magically appear,
Thanks to semantic markup - or so we fear.
Web Ontology Language eases machine interpretation,
Of web content, enabling automation (or frustration?).
In Digital Humanities, CIDOC-CRM holds sway,
Europeana Data Model - cultural heritage display.
FRBR and BIBFRAME bibliographic data arrange,
While PREMIS digital preservation manages change.
LKIF for legal knowledge representation,
SWEET for environmental documentation - oh, what elation!
The Semantic Sensor Network Ontology's here to stay,
For IoT devices, a shared terminology (hooray?).
Industry 4.0 with AutomationML and OPC UA,
Semantic interoperability in manufacturing - hip hip hurrah!
Smart cities with SAREF and FIWARE, they say,
Urban data semantically aware (or led astray?).
Web 3.0 and the Semantic Web of Things,
Decentralized identifiers - new paradigms and stings.
Solid pods for personal data stores galore,
User-centric web interactions to explore (or ignore).
RDF* and SPARQL* for property graphs compete,
With Labeled Property Graphs - standards meet (or retreat?).
In this semantic web of jargon and dreams,
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
So raise a glass to the wizards of web semantics,
Who've turned the internet into a circus of antics!
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