Jegulus One Shots <3

You Always Come Back (incorrect quotes)

Heyyy 💋
You're back for more Xx

Also the photo I added for the background above the title is hilarious and no one can tell me otherwise

✨60 incorrect quotes✨

1)

Regulus: how many times does mercury need to be in retrograde before you all just go to therapy?

2)

James: can I ask a dumb question?

Regulus: better than anyone I know

3)

Regulus: James can you keep a secret?

James: I have short term memory

Regulus: perfect

4)

Regulus: dear diary, I'm about to embark on one of my most difficult and treacherous challenges yet.

Teaching
James
Potions

5)

James: Sirius I'm not scared of Regulus, I don't know where everyone gets that idea from...

Regulus: hello

James: *incredibly manly scream...*

Sirius: what was that?

James: it wasn't a scream

Sirius: ...

James: it was a battle cry

6)

Regulus: wow I just realized something, I had a bad childhood.

James: yeah we know

Regulus: what do you mean you know?

James: look at you

Regulus: what do you mean look at me?!

James: look at how you stand, people with good childhoods don't stand like that.

7)

Regulus: you've come to the right person

James: actually we didn't come to you at all

Sirius; yeah you just walked in here, without knocking

Regulus: there was no time for you to figure you needed me, fortunately for you the walls are thin

8)

Regulus: I'm in love with James.

Sirius: I'm sorry

Regulus: I said I'm in love with-

Sirius: no I heard you and I'm truly sorry.

9)

Regulus: you're on thin ice Potter

James: no I'm on the floor

Regulus: it's a metaphor

James: no it's carpet actually

10)

Regulus: ugh James you must be the most jealous man I know

James: OH SO YOU KNOW OTHER MEN?!

11)

Regulus: I'm at a loss for words.

James: despite being at a loss for words, Reg proceeded to yell at me for the next fifteen minutes.

12)

Sirius: um why is there a dude laying face down on the floor?

James: it's just Regulus, he's not dead, he's just having an existential crisis