Rex, the unattractive, bland, and unnoticeable Knight, and the Valkyries

Tuna induced headache

Rex sighed as he sat in front of a radioactive Kiana Kaslana. The two were atop a rooftop cafe overlooking Mei and a girl with brown drills.

"Look at Mei picking out gifts..." Ignoring Kiana, Rex wrote some things on a notepad while sipping his cup of coffee.

"Mei!" Kiana cried with a pout before stopping as a piece of cake entered her mouth.

"Eat." He said. 

 Chewing the pastry in her mouth, her eyes widened as a soft moan escaped her mouth at the taste. 

"This is better than the one in the canteen," She whispered before looking at him. 

"What?" He asked, using another fork to eat a slice. 

"Ahh," 

"... fine..." He said with a sigh before putting the piece in her mouth. 

"Thanks, Rexxie!" 

"!" Rex looked at Kiana and sighed. Damn it. 

0-0-0

Rex blinked as he looked at Kiana wearing a two-piece blue swimsuit inside a dressing room. How the hell did things end up like this? They were tailing Mei and the girl. They entered the store and suddenly, the moron remembered something. They were going to the beach sometime soon so she dragged his ass off to buy some swimsuits. 

"How is it?" She asked, twirling around. 

Rex's reply?

He looked at the people staring at her and sighed. 

'I want a smoke,' He thought while rubbing the back of his neck. Opening his eyes, he saw an adorable pout and blue eyes looking at him. 

"Mouh! I'm asking you!" 

"It looks cute on you," He said with a sigh. 'Women,'

"I heard that!" Kiana said with a glare before looking at him and smiling. "Jacket," 

"No, this is mine," Rex said and a cat-like grin appeared on her face. 

"Shit! It's Mei," Before Rex can react, Kiana yanked him inside the Dressing room, closed the door, and ended up in the legendary Japanese Kabedon. Rex looked at the shorter white-haired girl. 

'Her eyes... they're like the sky,' He thought as he felt her breath on his neck. 

"Shh!" Kiana whispered, panicking as she looked up at him and pressed a finger in her mouth. 

'Women,' Rex thought with a silent sigh. 

Hearing them pass by, Kiana smiled and collapsed into his chest. 

"That was close," She said, pressing her forehead on his chest. "Wanna get some snacks before we follow them?" 

What the hell? Why not, it's not like he can escape her grip now. 

0-0-0-0-0

"It's her!" Kiana said, pointing at the woman Mei and the girl was talking with. She held a burger in her hands while Rex raised a brow. 

'So, her attention span can be controlled by Mei,' Rex noted while sipping his rootbeer. 

Pink hair bouncing in the wind.

Wait.

Pink hair?!

"She's so pretty! She has big tits too!" Kiana whimpered. "It's Kianover!" 

Rex sipped from his can of rootbeer, ignoring the antics of his... friend while carrying a bag containing some things she bought. 

'Wait... if she's Gojo... shit. Am I Geto?' Rex thought to himself. 'Nah, I'm Nanami,'

"She saw me!" True to her words, the pink-haired woman aimed a smile and waved at her. But not Rex! Before she noticed Kiana, he already put on a baseball cap and glasses. "Wait, when did you wear that?!" 

"Screw this, I'm going home," Rex said, turning around to leave before sighing as he noticed how the woman started to excitedly wave at him specifically. "God, kill me now," 

"You know her? Is she stealing you away too?" 

"We both know if it comes to it, you'll kick me off a cliff to save Mei," Rex snarked. "Of course, I know her." 

"Huh?" 

"Kiana-chan!" 

'Commence evasive maneu—,' 

A pair of arms wrapped themselves around the body of the Youngest Crozzo. 

"Found you, Rexxie-poo!" 

"Kiana, kill me," Rex pleaded as Elysia hugged him tightly while nuzzling her cheek with his as if he were a child.