Laugh It All Off In Your Face?

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by IDrinkGodsTears

by IDrinkGodsTears

"OMG Abraham, I need to find a good homecoming dress!"

Donald was at the mall with his bestie Abraham Lincoln, searching for the perfect dress.

"Who cares about the dress Donald?" Abraham scoffed, blowing his emo hair out of his face. (He's going through his emo phase) "Besides, since when do you care about that Ben Shapiro guy? You barely even know him!"

Donald aggresively sifted through the dresses, trying to ignore Abraham's question. In response, Abraham raised an eyebrow.

"Hey, wait a minute, this isn't about Ben!" He said suspiciously. "You're jealous that Joe is going out with Barack!"

"Of course I'm jealous!" Donald said sadly. "We were dating for so long and he broke up with me out of nowhere..."

Abraham patted his shoulder comfortingly. He remembered how sad Donald was when Barack broke up with him.

"Don't be sad, we'll find you the prettiest dress in the mall!" Said Abraham. "Barack will have to take you back then!"

Donald sniffled. "You're right! I can't let that stupid Joe win!"

While Donald and Abraham were looking for dresses, two of their classmates were spying on them from the food court.

"Well well well, looks like some drama is stewing." Said George Washington, eating some nachos. "You know what this means."

"That's right George." John Adams replied. "It's time to execute our plan. Let's see how popular Joe Biden is once we exploit his personal problems!"

To be continued