The Founding Fathers were laughing in a suspicious alleyway, surrounded by grafitti and diet soda cans.
"Ha! Did you see Joe's stupid face?" Thomas Jefferson cackled.
"You know it! Now that he's out of the way, we'll be the most popular guys in school!" Said John Laurens.
All of a sudden, Lafayette and James Madison ran up to the others, out of breath.
"Guys! Joe went to Donald's house, and now he's taking care of him!" Lafayette said.
"It's true, we saw the whole thing!" James Madison added.
"Oh no, this is horrible! If Joe and Donald become friends, then Joe will regain his popularity status in no time!" George realized. "We can't let that happen! We have to stir up more drama!"
While the Founding Fathers were nervously freaking out, Hamilton suddenly whistled and got everyone's attention.
"Don't even worry about it, we just have to send in... a spy."
"A SPY?!" The group said in unsion.
"That's right! We'll send someone undercover to make Joe and Donald hate each other again." Hamilton said. "And who better to be our spy than...
Hercules Mulligan."
To be continued
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