What If I Wanted To Break?

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by IDrinkGodsTears

by IDrinkGodsTears

Donald Trump was angrily stomping down the sidewalk, thinking about his long-term enemy. JOE BIDEN. Donald HATED Joe, he was such a loser.

But... why couldn't he stop thinking about him?????

"Ugh! I hate that Joe Biden, he's always in my head!" Donald sneered to himself. "I just wish he would leave me alone!"

But speak of the devil! Joe Biden was walking down that very same sidewalk, with a smug smile on his face. Donald dramatically rolled his eyes as he walked past.

"Oh, hey there Donny." Said Joe. "Did you hear? Barack Obama just asked me to the homecoming dance!"

Donald felt the anger within him. How dare Joe go out with his ex! Didn't he know that Donald and Barack had dated for years?! Typical Joe! Always stealing the happiness from Donald!

"Whatever Joe." Said Donald.

"Oh, and who are you going to the dance with again?" Joe guffawed. "Oh wait, nobody's asked you!"

Joe walked away, laughing to himself. It was hard to tell if he was laughing at Donald's misfortune or laughing because he was senile. Whatever. Donald grumbled and kept walking.

"Tch, homecoming is stupid anyway." He mumbled. "Who cares about that?"

Suddenly someone nervously walked up to Donald. It was... BEN SHAPIRO?!

"H-h-hey Donald," Ben said shyly, tapping his fingers together like an anime girl. "I-I-I was wondering if you wanted to go to homecoming with me?"

Donald gasped. "OMG, of course!"

But little did he know of the jealous eyes of Joe watching them from afar.

To be continued