Come Break Me Down

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by IDrinkGodsTears

by IDrinkGodsTears

Donald angrily stomped over to Barack's house, simply fuming with anger. How could Barack do such a thing?! He knocked on the door, seeing him open it.

"Donald? What are you doing at such an hour?"

"Barack we're through!" Donald said. "I can't believe you would join the Founding Fathers and beat up Joe!"

"What?! Donald please, you have to believe me!" Barack cried out. "I don't know anything about that!"

"Save it! We're over!" Donald turned around and walked away.

The next day, everyone at school was talking about what had happened. You couldn't walk two feet without hearing someone mention it!

"Donald, I can't believe you broke up with Barack!" Abraham said. "After all you did to get him back?"

"He joined the Founding Fathers and beat up Joe! I couldn't let him get away with that!" Donald said.

"Joe? I thought you hated Joe!" Abraham said suspiciously. "Wait a minute, don't tell me you... have a CRUSH on him!"

Donald blushed, suddenly very confused. He hated that Joe ever since they first met, but...

"Oh, it's true!" He admitted. "I'm in love with Joe Biden! It's just that ever since I heard from Hercules that Barack had-"

"Wait wait wait, did you just say Hercules?" Abraham interrupted.

"Yeah, he's this new kid." Donald said. "He's the one who told me about Barack."

"Donald, Hercules isn't a new kid! He's a member of the Founding Fathers!" Abraham gasped. "You've been bamboozled!"

Donald gasped as well. "Oh no... I've made a huge mistake!"

Donald fell down dramatically, overcome with grief. "Why would they do such a thing?"

Suddenly, a voice was heard from the hallway.

"Isn't it obvious?" The mysterious figure said. "They've been plotting this since the homecoming dance. They purposefully caused all this drama so they could be the most popular boys in school."

The figure stepped into the light. It was...

"KAMALA HARRIS?!" Donald gasped. "What are you doing here?!"

"I'm here to help you! We have to fight back!" Kamala pulled out a Mitrailleuse d'Avion Browning F.N. Calibre 13,2 mm machine gun. "Let's go get Barack and Joe, we're gonna fight the Founding Fathers."

To be continued...