It was the day of the big homecoming dance. Everyone was talking about it. Donald had finally found his perfect homecoming dress, it was sure to convince Barack to take him back! And that stupid Joe would finally leave him alone!
The doorbell rang and Donald hurried to the door, seeing Ben Shapiro standing with a bouqet of flowers.
"H-h-h-h-h-hello Donald!" Ben blushed. "You look amazing in that dress!"
"Oh, thank you!" Said Donald. "Are we still picking up Abraham?"
"Yep, him and his date!"
Donald gasped. Date?! Abraham didn't tell him that he had a date? Who would it be?
They got in the limo (Ben's dad owns a limo company so he got them a free limo) and went to Abraham's house. As soon as they arrived, Donald gasped again. Abraham's date was... GEORGE WASHINGTON?!?!
"Thanks for picking us up Ben!" Said Abraham in his emo dress. "Oh, hey Donald!"
Donald didn't say anything, just glaring at George. George Washington was the leader of the Founding Fathers, the most terrifying gang in all of America City. Why would Abraham go out with him of all people?!
"Psst, hey Donald!" Abraham whispered to him. "George and I have a plan to get Barack to get back together with you!"
"What?! You told him?!" Donald whispered back.
"Don't worry, just trust me!"
The limo arrived at the homecoming dance at Politics High School. Donald followed Ben into the dance, still worried about whatever Abraham and George were planning. The moment he stepped inside the building, he saw stupid Joe with Barack. And Joe's dress was so good, it could rival Donald's!
"I hope Abraham knows what he's doing." Donald mumbled to himself.
The lights dimmed and Taylor Swift's Love Story started playing.
"W-w-would you like to dance?" Ben asked.
"Oh, sure!" Donald replied.
While the two were dancing, George talked into his earpiece.
"Psst, Aaron, are you ready?"
"You got it boss." Said Aaron Burr. "Alright boys, NOW!"
All of a sudden, the lights turned out, leaving the whole dance floor in darkness. Everyone was confused until a spotlight shone directly on Donald, causing his sparkly dress to sparkle. The DJ stopped playing Taylor Swift and instead started playing Nickelback's She Keeps Me Up. The crowd cheered at the amazing sight.
"Donald, now's your chance!" Abraham yelled to him.
Donald glanced over, seeing Barack staring at him with love in his eyes (or was it fear? Oh well) He walked up to him.
"Barack, I love you!" Donald said. "Will you get back together with me?"
The crowd "awwed" in unison.
"OMG OF COURSE!" Barack said, running into his arms.
Ben gasped and ran away crying while Joe crossed him arms angrily. Meanwhile, the Founding Fathers were laughing and fist bumping.
"HA! Phase one of the plan is complete!" Said John Adams. "Now it's time for phase two..."
To be continued
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