What Would You Do Do Do?

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by IDrinkGodsTears

by IDrinkGodsTears

Donald was tending to Joe's wounds, trying to figure out who would have done such a thing to Joe. Don't get me wrong, he still hated Joe's guts, but... oh, why was he feeling this way?

"Did you catch a glimpse of the guys who beat you up?" Donald stipulated.

"I think... it was..." Joe emphasized. "George Washington."

"GEORGE WASHINGTON?!!!>!?!!!!>@>#>#@" Donald expressed. "I KNEW THAT MF WAS FISHY!"

All of a sudden, there was another knock on the door. Confused, Donald went to the door and opened it. He saw someone he had never seen before.

"Uh, who are you?" Donald conceded.

"I'm Hercules Mulligan, I've just moved into the neighborhood." The stranger forewarned. "I'm just here to introduce myself and warn you about something."

Donald didn't question why the new kid was at his door in the middle of the night, he was much too preoccupied with Joe and Barack and George Washington.

"Oh it's nice to meet you Hercules. What is it you wanted to warn me about?" Donald advised.

"I heard some rumors that a certain someone just joined the Founding Fathers and that they were going around beating people up." Hercules declared.

"What?! That someone must have beaten up Joe!" Donald bellowed. "Who is it?"

"It's... it's..." Hercules avowed.

"BARACK OBAMA!"

To be continued